Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. They were having signings, but only the first one hundred could get one. When I finally got to the desk, they said I was number hundred and one, and to get lost. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML
Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML
Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML
Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML
Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML
Today, I met my favourite singer, but when she signed my CD, the marker was out of ink. By the time I realised there was no signature, she was already gone. FML
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xxmollyxx 25
It's amazing how some bands don't treat their fans with respect. It's the fans that buy the concert tickets and CD's and make it all happen for them, after all.
Wizardo 34
And this is why you shouldn't be fanatical over people who couldn't give a flying monkey turd about you, they're getting money so why care right?
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Comments (136)
StzaCrack666 18
Thats pretty weak. All of my fave bands have been nothing but great to me
Dcm210 19
What band was this? One direction?
iloveCS8 11
Well 1D were in my hometown today for their concert, so now I'm wondering what band op went to see that were suck jerks
Slawter16 24
Amy Lee, a bitch? Damn, she's been one of my idols for about 5 years now. :( It really sucks hearing terrible stories about the people you idolise.
BurningDesiire 5
This is why I would never take time to wait for a signing. Bands are way too overrated nowadays. They have no respect for the rest of us mere mortals.
XxcaitanatorXx 12
thats really rude u should stop listening to them
kernelkat 16
Someone has to be 101. Sucks it had to be u.
Altar_fml 2
If they signed for 101, 102 will want to be signed too... And it goes on and on and World War 3 will begin.
circasurvive725 9
I just went to warped tour and I didn't even bother with the "first 100 only" signings since I knew I wouldn't make it Not to mention all the bands I liked had non-limited signings I'm sorry to hear you missed out on meeting them, maybe next time :)
Seduced83 9
Should told them to go suck a dick and gave them a finger while throwing their ticket in their face
AHappyGoth 14
It would be even better if you let someone go in front of you in line. Happened to me before. The salt was real.
bubble_burst 16
They treat you like shit and they are still your favourite band.. YDI.