Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. They were having signings, but only the first one hundred could get one. When I finally got to the desk, they said I was number hundred and one, and to get lost. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML
Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML
Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML
Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML
Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML
Today, I met my favourite singer, but when she signed my CD, the marker was out of ink. By the time I realised there was no signature, she was already gone. FML
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xxmollyxx 25
It's amazing how some bands don't treat their fans with respect. It's the fans that buy the concert tickets and CD's and make it all happen for them, after all.
Wizardo 34
And this is why you shouldn't be fanatical over people who couldn't give a flying monkey turd about you, they're getting money so why care right?
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Comments (136)
perdix 31
Then you should dump this band and switch to Justin Bieber. He does 120 signings after each show and when that limit is reached, his monkey takes care of the rest. You may not like his music, but his fan service is top-notch!
monnanon 14
bet it was 30 seconds to mars. Without a doubt they are the most stuck up bunch of asses i have ever seen. they played a festival i was at as a subheadliner and got the organisor of the festival to introduce them. egotisical wankers.
Enslaved 38
"30 Seconds to Mars" always brings up a bunch of their fans (at least 50) to join them up on stage during their encore. I don't know what bad experience you had with them but I find that to be a sign of being grateful for their fans. I'm not understanding how getting introduced makes them egotistical?
monnanon 14
because no one in the 25 year history of thre festival has done it and no headliner ever has. loads of bands pull peoplr on stage it doesnt mean they like their fans.
doitlikeabrotha 10
Ouch, sorry about the douchebags, but they were only doing a hundred, so it's just unlucky you were 101, cruel of them to just tell you to get lost instead of explaining and saying sorry, very indecent
grghillis96 15
That once happens to me at a gig but I was able to get my ticket signed as the person in front of my fainted. :( felt bad for them at the time though
HadesGirl 3
That sounds like something The Summer Set would have done
brand2017 9
One thing nobody is seeming to get intheir head here is that it wasnt the BAND that told OP to get lost. I was at the same festival YESTERDAY and it was the MERCH PEOPLE who told OP to get lost. Quit blaming the ******* band. They dont control the merch people!
monnanon 14
how do you know it was the same one? it can take weeks for an fml to go through moderation.
circasurvive725 9
Still, it is almost always the merch people that handle the lines, not the band
graceinsheepwear 34
They probably told you to get lost because you argued that you should be allowed thorough. "oh, just one more. I waited soooo long. Pleeeaaassee." You knew the rule and risk when you got in line. Grow up.
BrookRae 19
Who said OP begged?
graceinsheepwear 34
Who said they didn't? I said probably and I stand by that. It's a lame fml anyway, an oh somebody else got the last cookie. And in my opinion the tone was more about them being 101 than the get lost part. Somebody had to be 101.
graceinsheepwear 34
Moderated, really? So if you say an fml is lame you get moderated? wow.
katie_gurley 13
That happened to me before but with an NHL team. It sucks
Nasir_Jones 12
Tough luck OP :/
magaliwoodrock 19
Well if they didn't stop at 100 then the next person after you would want one too and the next person after that, they would be there forever but it was still rude of them to tell you to get lost, they could've said it politely and apologized