Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. They were having signings, but only the first one hundred could get one. When I finally got to the desk, they said I was number hundred and one, and to get lost. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML
Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML
Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML
Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML
Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML
Today, I met my favourite singer, but when she signed my CD, the marker was out of ink. By the time I realised there was no signature, she was already gone. FML
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Top comments
xxmollyxx 25
It's amazing how some bands don't treat their fans with respect. It's the fans that buy the concert tickets and CD's and make it all happen for them, after all.
Wizardo 34
And this is why you shouldn't be fanatical over people who couldn't give a flying monkey turd about you, they're getting money so why care right?
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Comments (136)
4ml 8
Name & Shame!
dereksmalls1985 7
Burn their albums!
kristenslagle 4
Sounds like Warptour in missouri
amisenho 11
The first 100 get autographs. The second 100 get sent to a fiery snake pit where they're forced to clean up alcohol vomit and skunky beer cans after the concert.
Nasdjamarie 6
Well They're Assholes XD
at0micmin3r 23
Rules are rules. Deal.
wolfman2123 13
Well you knew the rules and if they let you in what about 102,103 where does it stop?
JVIarijke 24
That is so rude. Musicians should treat their fans with respect, they're the ones that are making them.
XBurytheCastleX 25
Honestly you should ditch that band. Any good bands will sit at the table for hours and greet every single fan, unless they are on a tight schedule and need to continue the tour. But those bands politely tell you why.
goldeneagle2_0 14
What band???