Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML
Today, I was in an elevator when some awkward geeky-looking guy walked in. He asked me how my day was, but I said, “You’re not my type, don’t even try.” An hour later, I was at a concert. Turns out he was the lead singer of the opening band. He glared at me angrily when he noticed me in the crowd. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. They were having signings, but only the first one hundred could get one. When I finally got to the desk, they said I was number hundred and one, and to get lost. FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
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brrrx 0
YDI for being the definition of a facebook stalker.
deaditegirl 0
YDI for being a Facebook creeper.
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brrrx 0
YDI for being the definition of a facebook stalker.
cyooty 0
Definitely does. Why do people feel the need to stalk other people? What is so satisfying about that?
redbluegreen 41
No idea. But hey, if your name is on the restraining order, you can classify yourself as the biggest fan. (;
RustyShackelfurt 0
CREEPAH!
Jazzywrites007 2
jasmine washere
JustSoLost 8
Stalking not the best idea. OP, stay away they have a life too, maybe you should have one too.
deaditegirl 0
YDI for being a Facebook creeper.
alex_vik 1
That was supposed to say "creeper". My "r" key sticks sometimes.
lolinternet 0
FML is a pretty cool guy, eh allows multiple posts with the same number and doesn't afraid of proper schemas. Seriously guys, your programmer/DBA/whatever is a goddamn moron, get someone who has a ******* clue as to what they're doing.
airplanefood 0
Yeah, I hate complaining but honestly it's starting to get annoying. Surely FML has made enough money by now to work out some better programming =P
cradle6 13
I'm not even sure if this comment will post. only does about half the time
_Noon_ 0
YDI.
laurenlovesjb 20
There's a button for that.
AndelleRae 9
Aw, that actually sucks. I know how hard it is not to obsess over a favorite band, but just try to be a little less creepy in the near future. Lol.
cda2090 6
ur a creepr
sebastianduarte1 0
dude, you dont fail as hard as 5. pic
allmidnighteyes 11
They picked you out from their fans as their Facebook stalker? Bravo, good job on that. Either they have a decently sized fanbase of people that they picked you out of, which makes it not as bad, or they completely ******* suck and have a small amount of fantards like Brokencyde, Millionaires, and Blood On The Dance Floor do... which would be terrible.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
No!! Blood on the dance floor is awesome!! D:
allmidnighteyes 11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxBS4wP9z7A "You shine like Noah's Ark" "You died in that crash site just like our love life" .....Seriously? ****** can't stay on key to save his life.
BlackJewel 0
ah they suck big balls... wtf is that untalented shit? at least he could make it in a death metal or black metal song but it gives me headache just listening to it...
KaylieBieber13 0
BLODD ON THE DANCE FLOOR SUCKSS!!!!!!
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
Dude seriously? Blood On The Dance Floor is a) actually very popular and b) actually pretty good. It's not even my style yet I still enjoy their music when I want some easy listening. Just because you hate the style or the artists, doesn't mean you should hate on them. Trust me, I'm a musician and it pisses the **** out of me
screwtaylor 0
Creepiness is the way to go. ;)
x0stormbringer 0
sooo you met your favorite band and your life is ******?????
mikhailzz 0
Creepy BASTARD
untoldfame 3
haha. YDI. did you give him something to remember you by? blood, hair, etc?...
allmidnighteyes 11
It was probably sexual discharge ;o
gothic_cat_lady 0
they picked you out of their entire fan base as "the facebook creeper?" Do they have a really small fan base or something?