Today, I woke up in the hallway. I took a sleeping pill the night before to get a good sleep in for work, but it turns out it was too strong. I got dizzy and passed out on my way to my bed, fell in the hall and chipped my two front teeth, and slept there - straight through work the next day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
Today, I was staying at my friend's house, which is next door. Our houses are the same layout, only mirrored, so tonight when I got out of bed in the dark, I instinctively turned to my left, thinking I was entering the bathroom, and fell down the stairs. Three of my teeth are missing. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML
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Top comments
DoomJeff91 2
Well now you know what you want for Christmas.
oopsiess 0
How? Did you take like 6 of them?
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DoomJeff91 2
Well now you know what you want for Christmas.
JaneDoe_71 0
which will be? a mattress in the corridor?
Reyo 2
Obvious reference fail!
Sun_Kissed18 25
...two front teeth? Though a matress would be nice ;)
DameGreyWulf 1
Hey, that is true... I was prescribed some sleep aides by my fail of a doctor... they didn't work in the /slightest/. I took them with food, with water, when relaxed, and even said "**** it" and downed the last eight pills at once and it didn't do a damned thing. Ohhh I was so pissed. Nowadays masturbation works wonders.
st0815 9
Sounds like it was homeopathic.
azhein 0
if you don't go to bed soon after taking them they will make you dizzy and unbalanced
oopsiess 0
How? Did you take like 6 of them?
xiaoxaio 5
i think she just tanquilized herself instead of using pills
Witchcraft_fml 5
How strong are your sleeping pills? Give me one.
Marley_000 14
No kidding. I took a sleeping pill once. It gave me insomnia and hallucinations. What the hell did she take?
Mortoli 30
lol
TheKitsune 0
HA!
plexico 4
They probably got some real work with you not there, since they usually waste a lot of time carrying your sorry ass. You can take a pill and be unconscious for 16-20 hours? And you are here in Texas? Interesting... Unfortunately, with the chipped front teeth, I'll have less fun with you.
Intoxicunt 6
Damn, you beat me to it! I was going to say something like "someone took your sleeping pill and replaced it with a roofie. Are your panties missing and your ass sore?"
FarSide 23
That's your story and you're sticking to it, eh? Sounds like an Ecstacy OD to me.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
if it was an ecstasy OD you wouldnt fall asleep, youd be wired until you started probably seizuring. your heart would be going crazy, you wouldnt fall asleep and then wake up eighteen hours later, youd most likely be dead.
repyourcliche 0
oooooh! check mr "i am a swedge master" over here.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
sweetie, im a girl first off, so no "mr" title for me. as for the "swedge master" bit, i know the effects and dangers of certain drugs because i think its a generally interesting topic and unfortunately, ive had the horrible misfortune of losing a few close people to several different types of addiction. and if you (in general, not you specifically) knew anything about ecstasy, one would realize that you can not fall asleep on it. so call me "the swedge master" if youd really please to do so.
z3r0ram 0
i've fallen asleep on x i've fallen asleep in the mri tube
kisseshugsdrugs 5
really? was your roll already done? because thats never happened to me or anyone i know.
alex_mu 0
YDI for taking sleeping pills, but it sure fells good to take um
dman4412 0
sounds like someone took some roofies
Intoxicunt 6
It's raining, it's pouring, the poor girl is snoring. She went to bed and bumped her head and couldn't get up in the morning.
plexico 4
But he could get it up in the morning.
redbluegreen 41
The best kind of sex is when your partner is still unconscious. What?
kisseshugsdrugs 5
http://www.ecstasyeffects.net/ecstasy-overdose.htm read up on your shit before you talk out of your ass, thank you. REPLY TO #13, silly fml keeps screwing up the replies.
escualida 0
are you arguing with yourself? because #13 was you... anyhoo, no one is arguing with you about the effects of ecstasy as far as I can tell so you can chill out now
kisseshugsdrugs 5
jk, i meant number seven. sorry i just woke up when i wrote that. and if you read 7s comment it says "sounds like an ecstasy overdose to me" so maybe read everything beforehand, okthanks.