Today, my son broke up with his fourth girlfriend in a row, because, “all of them get those period things and it’s annoying as fuck.” He’s 20. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my son got his first girlfriend at 19, a nice girl as well, he broke up with her after 3 days because women are "too much effort", too "expensive", and keep trying to make him "do things." Unbelievable. Three days with a woman turned him into a cynical 65 year-old who's been married for 40 years. FML
Today, I told my 21 year-old son he either has to break up with his girlfriend, who fills his head with lies about me, or I'd stop speaking to him. He laughed and said he'd fine with us not speaking ever again. FML
Today, my wife is grumpy because our son has his first girlfriend and she feels like she’s been replaced. Our son is 32 and surely it’s about damn time. FML
Today, my teen son came home in a terrible mood because his girlfriend won’t listen to him. I thought he meant conversation-wise, but he meant she refused to obey his commands about what clothes and makeup she wears, who she can talk to, where she can go, and so forth. My son is an asshole. FML
Today, my son told me he's had 5 boyfriends and is currently working to improve himself before getting into another relationship. When I was his age, I was still single. My son has more game than I do. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend because we’re not on the same page. He doesn’t want to get married or have kids because he “wants to enjoy his youth” and “you’re only young once, don’t waste it!” He’s 38. FML
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
Today, my son is still single in his forties, so I asked him about it. Turns out, because he has his buddies and doesn’t want kids, he hires a house cleaning service twice a month and prostitutes twice a week, so he can’t think of any scenario in which a wife could improve his life. FML
Today, my son broke up with his girlfriend. When I asked why, he said, "Because I found out she's adopted. Ugh. I just can't with that, y'know?" Never before have I ever felt the desire to disown one of my kids. It's not a pleasant feeling. FML
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Top comments
Hangryko 32
Something tells me he's going to be living with you for the rest of your life.
rudico67 8
Well, that's on you, Mom. You should have taught your son the birds and the bees
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Comments (10)
Hangryko 32
Something tells me he's going to be living with you for the rest of your life.
RichardPencil 32
Post-menopausal women, FTW! Look forward to a Golden Girls-themed wedding in your son's future.
rudico67 8
Well, that's on you, Mom. You should have taught your son the birds and the bees
Crowned Sataness 12
it's long past time to have "the talk" with him. he should be far more educated in sex and reproduction by now
Lucky O'Guin 18
YDI for raising an ignorant jackass.
MovieFreak1978 11
he is not mature enough to be dating, and did you teach him anything
QueenSaru 28
Have you introduced him to guys? Most of them don't suffer from the same problem.
Yudith 28
Some of them even look like girls! Ask him to search for trans women in your area.
FueledByFate 24
Yes, yes you did.
snegec 7
YDI, you failed as a parent.
randybryant799 21
Is he special? Cause if he's 20 and doesn't understand periods then there's definitely something wrong.