Today, I went to see a movie with a seemingly nice guy after a friend set us up. As soon as the movie started, he unzipped his pants and told me to, "Get to it". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
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LMAO__no 15
I would have laughed and promptly moved to another seat!
TAntobella 14
Wow. Fire your friend..
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Comments (150)
quarterbird 18
WTF???????
Etweens96 25
Jerk! Obviously has no respect for us women! I wouldn't go with your friend's recommendation after this.
xxkrystalxx 14
Please tell me you left??
PrideOfTheFallen 19
It's at this point i would have punched him in the dick and said "sorry, i like it rough and painful, don't you?" ******* men these days.. Absolutely disgraceful.. Makes me ashamed to be of the same gender.
schreibergx93 19
You may have simply asked, 'I can't find it, where is it?'
jakeyjakey1232 9
Lol be grateful, he's there with you so do him a favor
jaredofmo 22
Screw that, there's $5 Tuesday, I'll take myself to the movies, thank you very much!
DoomedGemini 38
Excuse me? Has it literally gotten to the point that some people expect sexual pleasure for just GOING somewhere with a person? You don't deserve sex for being nice, you don't deserve sex for just going on a date, you get sex when the PERSON wants to have sex with you. They aren't obligated to do shit for you.
Le_ponderer 14
OP's awful date, is that you commenting?
jakeyjakey1232 9
Lol!
meatmaeta 21
Go back to the greasy shithole you crawled out of you pathetic insecure child.
anarchymaniac 22
Should've punched him in the dick
lumene 17
I'd have grabbed his balls and caressed them- until I squeezed, wrenched and twisted. Then I'd slam his head on the seat in front of him. And then I'd walk out.
Badkarma4u 17
This isn't America's Funniest Videos. He woukd most likely MAKE you let go, and you would.
CoppertoneNicole 6
I would've promptly punched him and left.
gravi_fan89 2
Honestly, what you should have done is get a suggestive smile while starting to put your had towards it, whispered "Oh, you want to unwind? Well, I guess I can give you a hand." Then, as soon as you got a grip, squeeze and twist as hard as you could.