Finding Kemo
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I went to school with a bad haircut. I got about 50 cancer jokes so far. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nohair
United States
Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML
Xpresss
United States
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
Ravenclaw/Puckwudgie
Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML
Anonymous
Today, I slipped and gashed my head bad enough that my head had to be shaved to be sewn up. Right after it had finished growing back from chemotherapy. FML
ElectroSpecter
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Anonymous
**** my shit up
Today, I got a haircut and it was messed up for the fifth time in a row. FML
Anonymous
It's lit
Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML
Anonymous
Looking good
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Top comments
Burkiie45 10
It could be worse. Like you could actually have cancer
SOILEDIT 51
What breed of assholes go to your school?! Nice name, by the way.
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Comments (54)
UPTDraco 13
That's pretty ****** up that people still joke about that
142asdfqq 14
I made an FML about my dog running away, and got rejected. This guy gets accepted because of a bad haircut? Wtf?
sweetbliss3 37
As someone who's dad had cancer 4 times and just passed away from it last year, and as someone who works with cancer patients now, it's not funny to joke about. As we were watching my dad die never once did we think joking about cancer would be remotely funny or helpful.
LowLifeKid 15
I'm sorry about your loss
catherinecas 30
People deal with different things different ways. When my friend went through breast cancer she told everyone she'd keep them "abreast" of the situation and then would tell more boob jokes. My friend who had bone cancer made jokes about it constantly. Being serious and somber all the time isn't the only way for people to deal with rough diagnoses.
sweetbliss3 37
Yeah it's different if it's the one with cancer joking about it.
catherinecas 30
My friends were always super pumped about new jokes and puns for their illness. It's how we kept each sane going through everything. Our favorite doctor from that time is the one that cracked jokes while handing out news about our treatment/illnesses. You wanna talk about some terrible jokes about terrible things? Hit the Mayo Clinics pediatric ward (where I was) and we'd get down and dirty with our jokes. The best times were when people got our jokes and cracked back. Different strokes for different folks (this led to a friend who had lost his dominant arm lamenting about how it would be like ******* a stranger).
brenton490 19
Humans are the closes thing to demons. Just makes ya sad sometimes to see the path so many of us take.
BubbaJ80 11
**** em... Cancers not a funny thing
HitmanKillsYou 13
its sunday....who goes to actual school on sunday?
BlueBaronBitch 22
You could always say you're promoting cancer awareness, or you're being supportive, shame on them for making cancer jokes
ellisp1 15
Man they're just shaving off your self esteem aren't they?
dpowen 8
How does having a bad haircut mean you have cancer? If you shaved your head then it would make sense but it sounds like you just got a 5 dollar cut job.
polancobabe 6
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