Today, my boyfriend gave me a very thoughtful gift: A pair of woolen socks, hand-knitted by his mom. They were a size 43. Yes, that’s his size. I wear a 36. FML
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Today, my boyfriend gave me a surprise gift. I was so excited until I opened it. It was the same exact sweater I bought for him last month, but in my size. He said, “I knew you liked it, so I got one for you too!” He didn’t remember that I already own one. FML
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Yudith 28
I don't think his mom would like your boyfriend regifting all of her hand-knitted socks.
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Thaylok 17
Did they already have a hole in the toe/heel? That stinks in more than one way.
Yudith 28
I don't think his mom would like your boyfriend regifting all of her hand-knitted socks.