Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, I'm at odds with my fiancée because a drunk girl approached me at a Halloween party and complimented my costume. I barely acknowledged the woman and made polite small talk until she walked away. Apparently, I was too friendly and should have shooed the woman away rudely and immediately. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML
Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML
Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML
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Top comments
FistPump 0
Tell your step-mom that maybe it wouldn't happen if her daughter put out.
alexsannell 13
that's not your fault,maybe his true feelings were coming out;) lol
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Comments (135)
jnjflasha 0
pics or GTFO!
Phallus_fml 0
YDI for dressing like a *****.
Hanban 0
Try looking at the threads, especially at #21 before making a reply.
blastvortex 4
She could be right, you know....
lilbyrd43 0
Today, I read a wack ass FML posting. FML
worldpeace 0
Look hon, if you dress slutty then you'll get such reactions. Not saying that he isn't an ass, but you couldn't expect anything else. Don't dress like that for family events for chrissake. However, if you weren't dressed like a *****, your mom's just being a b*tch. Tell her to go to hell.
dzerzhinsky 0
'nonchalantly' my arse, YDI for going to a family party dressed like a ho
hammers4life 0
yes u should be more considerate towards mens sexual urges do not dress provocatively your asking for trouble
erjaguam 0
hmm you can wear whatever you want. the guy was intoxicated and you should have slapped him.
erjaguam 0
and I almost forgot. your step mother would of course take your step sister's side. step mothers can be evil.
mickeyymouse 0
she never said that she dressed like a **** did she? her angry stepmum said it so that her precious daughters husband was blameless.