Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, I'm at odds with my fiancée because a drunk girl approached me at a Halloween party and complimented my costume. I barely acknowledged the woman and made polite small talk until she walked away. Apparently, I was too friendly and should have shooed the woman away rudely and immediately. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML
Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML
Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML
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FistPump 0
Tell your step-mom that maybe it wouldn't happen if her daughter put out.
alexsannell 13
that's not your fault,maybe his true feelings were coming out;) lol
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Comments (135)
MacOSXpert 7
How are we trolls for saying that she deserves it? If you dress like a ****, you deserve men doing that kind of stuff. Seriously people, are you all feminists or something?
yourkiddingright_fml 0
Stay as far away from that group as losers as you can. You will be missing absolutely nothing!
ladyme_fml 0
ok... has anyone read the OP comment??? SHE WAS WEARING JEANS AND HOODIE! come on people, now is that skanky? really???
Moemoemoe_fml 0
#59 You might want to wake up and look at reality. 1) The OP was going to a family dinner. From that and from her surprise in having the old woman call her a *****, we can easily surmise that it's unlikely she was actually dressed skanky. Most likely far less than all the teens at the mall... Besides, have you never seen the things that get some older people call someone a ***** for? 2) A feminist is someone who wants equality of sexes, not someone who claims women are superior. Either you are failing at English, or you are a disgusting person who things women should be inferior, from the way you implied us being "feminists" would be shocking...
ndiesal 0
Who's fault was it that he was drunk? His Who couldn't exercise self control? Him Even if you did dress skanky, still his fault.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
For what?? Are you a taliban?? Only her hands and face were showing!! How is that skanky???
exquisite 0
Just keepin' it all in the family.... hee hee my opinion is that the step-mom has insecurities with the OP, probably to do with the father's affection for his bio-daughter.... OP sry to hear.... hope you are able to still get father-daughter time w/o the 'step-mom from hell' getting in the way!
benhamean 0
that would be really embarassing
idiocy_is_a_sin 0
no matter what you say about the elderly and feminism, OP was attending a family dinner. There was no reason for her to dress in any way that would be seen as provocative or indecent. If a woman dresses in a way that lets other people assume that she is a "*****", she deserves to be called out like that. also, fidelity FAIL on the part of OP's step-sister's husband. i hope he didn't have to drive any family members back home
ladyme_fml 0
she was wearing jeans and a hoodie... would you really call her a ***** for that?