Today, I was meeting friends for dinner at an Indian restaurant. I was waiting for the group to arrive and our table to be ready. An Indian man approached me smiling, so I said, "We're not ready for our table yet." Then I realized it was my friend's boyfriend, who I've met several times. FML
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Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML
Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating came into the same restaurant where I was eating. He was with a girl. He sat at the table next to mine and didn't even bother to say, "Hi." I guess I'm single again. FML
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m0nicam0nster 0
ooooooh thats sooooo embarrassing now youll never forget him again, though!!!
ForestFire0 1
I think you could have gotten away with it if you said after "Not everyone is here yet." It would be even easier to convince him if he asked if you thought he worked there. "What? No! I'm just letting you know we'll be waiting a little longer."
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Comments (43)
m0nicam0nster 0
ooooooh thats sooooo embarrassing now youll never forget him again, though!!!
chaos753159 4
I bet you will forget him again but next time it will be at McDonalds
2gether4ever 0
rofl!! that's frikin hilarious!! made my day (:
sukhdeep 4
I don't get it???
sskarma23 9
could have just said you were joking. I'm indian and would have thought that was hilarious
ChaosZirconia 0
I'm sure he understands that you weren't paying attention when he walked up. You were in an Indian restaurant, you expected to see random Indian people, not someone you knew. I don't see what the big deal is.
wistfulorangeade 12
That's because you're racist.
jmk919 0
haha this sound like something that would happen in my town
you_suck 0
that's racist, if you did that to a black person in a "soul food" resturaunt you would would get yelled at but for some reaon its ok to do it to an indian in that resturaunt. I hope you apologized, next time look up you half wit
ChaosZirconia 0
.... Uhm. #4... Obviously the poster -didn't- think it was ok. That's why they Posted it Here. Did you forget where you are???
muse88 0
dude...that is sooo embarrassing...i mean i guess it can happen, i'm sure everyone has made a stupid mistake along the same lines, but ur still an idiot...
ForestFire0 1
I think you could have gotten away with it if you said after "Not everyone is here yet." It would be even easier to convince him if he asked if you thought he worked there. "What? No! I'm just letting you know we'll be waiting a little longer."
tooflirty 8
Good thinking bro , too bad you weren't there to save the day
Dannie_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
hahahahahha, Fail =D I did that before VISIT MY PROFILE <3 = D peace
thinkpink 0
#7 I agree, it could probably be gotten away with if you followed up with a comment like "we're not all here yet," or "I need to use the restroom." Don't sweat it though, it happens haha.
Kohvi92 0
I've done something worse. I was driving my friends home, got a flat, and pulled into a parking lot. I blocked it halfway through, told this one guy that he couldn't come through because I was waiting for a tow. It was my friend's dad picking them up. Yeah.