Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML
Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML
Today, I realised that the last three people to see my intimate parts these last weeks were my beautician, my doctor and the lady who did my check up ultra sound. Oh, and I'm married. FML
Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip two massive farts before realising there was a very short woman behind the computer screen at the desk. FML
Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML
Today, at work, I had to use the bathroom to urinate. It's basically in an open plan office, so everyone can hear absolutely everything. After successfully and discreetly doing my business, I noticed a bit of dirt on the wall. I gave it a rub with my thumb on the smooth tile. It sounded exactly like a loud fart. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Palirose 22
You should have came out and said, "with that attitude it makes me wonder how you still have patients coming to see you" then promptly left.
HeyArnold91 8
Should have replied "No complaints from my husband".
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (114)
DocBastard 40
For ****'s sake, this doc is an idiot! Doctors make fun of their patients all the time, but NEVER when they're within earshot! Dumbass.
sleepinginclass 8
Exactly what I was thinking! I'm a server and everyone always talks about their tables, but we always go in the back!
challan 19
What do you think the cause of the comment was doc? I'm imagining an obese greasy haired woman, in a stained tshirt with Chewy living in her pants.
Calingaladha 21
I'd be frightened if I ever heard a ****** speak in Shyriiwook..
DocBastard 40
Challan - I interpreted it to mean that she has a nasty personality. I reserve the right to be wrong.
cniesen2 1
Your doctor could have meant someone else
shawnagreenbean1 9
Completely ******* disrespectful, and unprofessional. I would file a complaint so ******* fast. If there was something wrong like you don't wash enough or something, he could have approached you in a PROFESSIONAL and tactful way like a gynecologist SHOULD. But if he were commenting on the shape/appearance of your lady parts, that makes me even more furious. You should be able to trust your gyno to not judge you, and so many women hate the way their vaginas look already... ****** up, so ******* ****** up. Get that douche bag fired if possible, he doesn't deserve his job AT ALL. I'm so sorry OP.
DocBastard 40
Get a doctor FIRED over an insensitive comment? Are you completely off your damned rocker? If OP files a complaint, what's the medical board going to do? Spank him and say "Oh doctor, you shouldn't say such things! Bad doctor! Bad!!" Give me a break. All OP should do is write a nasty letter to the doctor explaining why she's taking her business (and ******) elsewhere.
Welshite 40
Thank you DocBastard. So many people have become insanely sensitive and desire nothing more than to rip apart other people, burn them, and then spit on their remains.
RedPillSucks 33
The simplest thing is for OP to get another doctor. The Gyno is probably private practice and is unlikely to be "fired" or disciplined in any way unless a large number of customers are having problems.
outoftown 27
#48, A nasty letter, yes. Copied to the senior partner in the practice, if there is one. In the US, there are lots of online doctor review sites; OP also can tell of her experience there, unless the doctor had made her sign an agreement to not review negatively on such sites. (If a doctor handed me such an agreement, I'd consider the doctor an asshole, not signed it, and told him/her that as I left.)
DocBastard 40
Holy hell, you can review your doctor online?? We're treated like restaurants or YouTube videos now?
WitchyWife667 5
Yes Doc you can review doctors now but usually the complaints are about rude receptionists and not always the doctor themselves.
YoursTru1yXo 0
Well if that ain't enough to make you hate your own v jay jay fyl seriously
datStach 3
Oooh stupid doctor :oo
titibug823 11
I'd say find a new Doc, and report this one for unprofessional behavior. Even if you were a bitch to him or not, the fact that he said that when you were within earshot is highly unprofessional.
StanSmith2013 26
He is knee deep in pussy all day, every day. I am sure there is nothing wrong or abnormal, just the fact that he is a douche!
ObeyStudKing 4
Comment and tell him "I have one BITCH, but how did you ever find a wife knowing you have SMALL DICK SYNDROME". Problem solved.
drkate25 30
I agree with most people saying it probably wasn't OPs ****** that made the Dr speak out, OP was probably a bitch in the appt. Either way, you wait until the person leaves the office before you talk shit.
tbuckkk 3
You shoooould.. Not wash your ****** for like a week before your next appt and have lots of sex. Then just find a new doctor. That women sounds like a bitch... Everybody is beautiful!