Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML
Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML
Today, I realised that the last three people to see my intimate parts these last weeks were my beautician, my doctor and the lady who did my check up ultra sound. Oh, and I'm married. FML
Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip two massive farts before realising there was a very short woman behind the computer screen at the desk. FML
Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML
Today, at work, I had to use the bathroom to urinate. It's basically in an open plan office, so everyone can hear absolutely everything. After successfully and discreetly doing my business, I noticed a bit of dirt on the wall. I gave it a rub with my thumb on the smooth tile. It sounded exactly like a loud fart. FML
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Palirose 22
You should have came out and said, "with that attitude it makes me wonder how you still have patients coming to see you" then promptly left.
HeyArnold91 8
Should have replied "No complaints from my husband".
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Comments (114)
vettle 6
Oh come on. We've all complained and made fun of those rude/annoying/high maintenance or whatever customers no matter what job we have had. Just be thankful they've never heard us. The Dr should have waited until they left the building though.
Metallica36176 16
I didn't think guys went around look at vaginas as "good wife material".
nichelback3505 0
They were prob talkin about someone else
ElishaisSexy2016 9
Omg! Poor OP! I would find a new one.... Immediately. Expectually when none of us ladies really like going to those anyways so for him to say something like that is very very rude....
haegirl89 1
He probably sees tons of patients in day. The chance of him NOT talking about you when he said that is extremely high.
genious4life 5
Maybe the OP was just a less than pleasant to the doctor and he was talking about he attitude.
Greggums 2
What an insensitive disgusting human being. Don't pay attention OP.. People can be horrible. If your husband loves you that's all that matters
Tshep4209 6
Wow that was a.waist of time and so it this... **** your ****** with a bar of.soap.next time. Give your poor.doctor a.break fatty... Fat people stink
Tyrez 32
Wow what's your problem. You're typing like you're drunk and she never said she was fat in the first place.
mookiemookie01 24
You should tell him I got a husband cos I'm awesome, and see what happens.
swaggyswagswag 17
#onlyinalberta