Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML
Today, after a nap, I went to scratch my eye and felt what I presumed to be a clump of mascara on my eyelash. I didn't wear mascara today. It was a tick. FML
Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML
Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Today, I accidentally pulled out six of my eyelashes. It's noticeable. Very noticeable. FML
Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML
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Top comments
Southerndatageek 2
aww that's just sad
ohrlynow 9
It's called water. Even if you've really got to rub, it'll come off. No way will mascara stick permanently.
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Comments (146)
Southerndatageek 2
aww that's just sad
fruzz 0
that happened with me and eyeliner......I got conjunctivitis -.-
Sadochan 0
You have mad skills for typing blind then.
jonan1212 5
lol thats what i said
KeNzLe13 0
37- she obviously got it off.
blankaex 0
I can type perfectly well without looking.
ThatGuyYouDontKn 0
it's the same as typing without looking at the keyboard, unless op is using a touch screen to type, then that's skills
ily4life 0
it really happens:/
fl0ffy 0
that happened to me all the time my mom had to help me before
YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16
Sorry but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JManHobbs 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Fail on three counts there champ.
j_cat187 20
what cal revolver .38, .357, .44 mag?
ohrlynow 9
It's called water. Even if you've really got to rub, it'll come off. No way will mascara stick permanently.
koreyketchum 1
The problem is her making it to the bathroom, practically blind. Hahaha
Korill 3
How did you type this blind? Just kidding, I'm a retard.
kiddymeal 0
if you even bothered to think she most likely was able to unstick her eyelashes then write this FML.
phenx84 1
.. or she can touch type.
LittleMissSusie 0
You really shouldn't take new pictures just after you had your wisdom teeth pulled...
Trollawlawlawl 0
Kiddymeal is just fat. :D
Zebidee 9
Because when she said "unable to open your eyes" she meant 'did I mention that I cried myself to sleep?' The eyes would have taken all of one second to fix.
Zeusthegoose 0
exactly what I was thinking *online high five*
Milly143 3
What the hell kind of mascara are you using??
C94Slim 7
the kind I secretly switched out for gorilla glue :)
lolitaababy 0
ahaahahha >_<
conqueror57 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
So are you 12 or new to cross-dressing? Because it's common lady knowledge that you never sleep with makeup on for that reason....
Cenobyte 10
Clearly you have never been miserable enough to cry yourself to sleep. If you had, you would know that the last thing on your mind is make-up removal.
Trollawlawlawl 0
Or don't be so pathetic as to cry yourself to sleep. Grow up some.
Sadochan 0
Agree with 37. Crying yourself to sleep is just stupid and childish.
Cenobyte 10
Ah, spoken like someone that was never a teenage girl :)
5t3ff1k4h 47
Obviously you people have never experienced true emotion. What if she was at work all day and went to bed shortly after? Where's her time to do it before bed? There's not much... she cried herself to sleep. Big deal. I'm sure you guys have all cried at one point or another in your lives... the only difference here is that she did it when she was relaxing and about to go to bed while you didn't.
DjeePee 25
Even when I am about to cry myself to sleep, I still take the time to relove my make-up. Otherwise, you'll look terrible in the morning, and that's something sad people should avoid. Besides, your face becomes sooner old if you don't remove your make-up.
5t3ff1k4h 47
While most of that's true, most people simply aren't thinking about having to take off their makeup. Their mind is usually preoccupied with their upset, though there are exceptions.
cupcakecatie 0
Sometimes shit happens and you sleep with make-up on, I guess no is as perfect as you (sarcasm)
Dillonjjohnson 0
#45 yes because sad people totally wanna relove there make up... rofl!!!!!
DjeePee 25
...problem with it? Sad people usual want nothing but being happy, but that doesn't mean that they shouldn't take care of themself. If you're depressed, you're absolutely not going to feel better when you wake up in the morning and see that your face is hideous.
5t3ff1k4h 47
They're not thinking that at all, though. How many times have you caught yourself bawling your eyes out, telling yourself you want to look pretty in the morning? I bet you absolutely none... if you have done that, you're probably the odd one out.
navalacademy2015 4
OH MY GOD!!!! The ***** I give!!! THERE ARE NONE
ericownz101 0
this fml is more sad than anything.. reminds me of when my best friend used to call me and cry before she went to bed :/
jt525 1
serves you right you emo junk TROLOLOL.
RinnieRiot 9
How does that happen? I always do that and mine never stuck together.
Justine94_x 31
Same, when I do that my eyelashes don't stick together...
musicbunny 1
hahaha TWSS
marinus_fml 20
You could write your doctorates on this observation.