Today, I went to move a load of laundry out of the washer and into the dryer, but the clothes were already in the dryer. Normally, I would be happy about this. However, I am currently living alone. FML
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Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I got a new washer and dryer set. It's sad when all you have to do at night is make popcorn and watch the clothes washing. I even invited friends over. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
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Top comments
GeorgiaBea 28
Maybe you just forgot... That happens to me sometimes
DenBriZel 31
A ghost that does laundry?? Sign me up..
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Comments (103)
zaidthunder1 27
I do things sometimes without being mentally aware. Maybe you have the same trait, OP.
zaidthunder1 27
Last time, I parked my vehicle outside a restaurant on a busy highway, and after dinner hiked all the way to my house absent-mindedly. I found out the next morning when leaving for work, and had to go back for it where it was covered with dust and thankfully wasn't stolen.
bigmeechay666 8
Maybe you're an idiot and you already did it
nina0917 26
it was me, you are welcome
Debrakay7 1
Have you heard of Dementia? Just playing. I wouldn't worry to much about it til it happens 3 times or more. Then go to the doctor
abadoo123 15
Time to stop drinking XD Send your booze this way ????
Oragami 16
It wasnt a ghost, or some maniac. Just the Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home.
papabear88 6
I'm not saying it was aliens but . . . it was aliens
Tikaani96 15
Maybe you should invest in some security cameras! you can get famous on YouTube if it's an intruder or a ghost! or you will find out you're just forgetful. either way good luck! and I want an update!
MozillaHostile 21
Not anymore... ?