Today, I went to move a load of laundry out of the washer and into the dryer, but the clothes were already in the dryer. Normally, I would be happy about this. However, I am currently living alone. FML
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Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I got a new washer and dryer set. It's sad when all you have to do at night is make popcorn and watch the clothes washing. I even invited friends over. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
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Top comments
GeorgiaBea 28
Maybe you just forgot... That happens to me sometimes
DenBriZel 31
A ghost that does laundry?? Sign me up..
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Comments (103)
corky1992 33
You probably just got distracted and forgot that you switched them already.
maryoo7 11
Casper the friendly ghost
Britt125 16
You have a ghost that helps clean... what are you complaining about? I mean you want to do it instead? Seriously though, you probably just forgot you switched them already or put them in the wrong machine to begin with and didn't notice.
KxHoneyCombxP 24
Dementia is a bitch
soovyl 18
*breaks into house* *does laundry*
lmbachman 23
You probably just forgot because it's habit ... But if it keeps happening, send them to my house!
freddygasman 18
What, the dirty laundry? Can I send you mine too?
skyeyez9 25
When I lived on a KS army base, there was an old home there that was supposedly haunted by a General's nanny. House residents would claim the nanny folded laundry, did the dishes and tucked little kids in at night. But apparently, one family couldnt deal with it and had the house exorcised.....the spirit then moved to the home next door, and now they have the "cleaning ghost." I would love to have it move into my house!
KaidensCrow 18
lol someone broke in to do your laundry
SecundusSecunda 27
Will the ghost help you mop next? Will it help you pay rent?
aeryn97 17
I agree with the tired comment. you did it on autopilot and forgot. however, if you really do have a ghost that cleans then could I borrow them? lol