Today, I went to move a load of laundry out of the washer and into the dryer, but the clothes were already in the dryer. Normally, I would be happy about this. However, I am currently living alone. FML
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Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I got a new washer and dryer set. It's sad when all you have to do at night is make popcorn and watch the clothes washing. I even invited friends over. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
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Top comments
GeorgiaBea 28
Maybe you just forgot... That happens to me sometimes
DenBriZel 31
A ghost that does laundry?? Sign me up..
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Comments (103)
gagh66 1
Casper was a friendly and apparently helpful ghost
Witchylady 18
You most probably did it absently mindlessly while thinking of something else.
d00z3r 8
@29 American horror story: hotel
Chazzster 32
I am pretty sure you have memory problems. Nobody is going to break in and just move your clothes from the washer to your dryer. I suggest you need to talk to your doctor about this. My wife has neurological problems and a bad memory - but she 's still certain of her memories even when she's provably wrong. BTW - Most cholesterol medications can and will worsen this.
The_ghetto_mango 25
Why is that bad? Maybe you switched it, then forgot about it.
Berber260 14
Call the Ghostbusters
OnATuesday 11
What burglar comes to do the laundry
The_ghetto_mango 25
That one.
cats54321 19
:o
cloudyface 23
If you live alone then why would you normally be ok with this?
Oragami 16
Because someone/thing did something for them and they didnt have to?
mattyiscool123 26
I don't see any problem here, you should be relieved that neat freak ghosts exist
The_ghetto_mango 25
it's m-more than ghosts......