Today, I went to move a load of laundry out of the washer and into the dryer, but the clothes were already in the dryer. Normally, I would be happy about this. However, I am currently living alone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I got a new washer and dryer set. It's sad when all you have to do at night is make popcorn and watch the clothes washing. I even invited friends over. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
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Top comments
GeorgiaBea 28
Maybe you just forgot... That happens to me sometimes
DenBriZel 31
A ghost that does laundry?? Sign me up..
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Comments (103)
Delial 14
Maybe you didn't actually wash your clothes, and you put them in the drier from the very beginning?
TAntobella 14
Memory loss is a bitch... Try to find some time to rest, one goes in automatic-pilot mode when is very tired
GreyJedi 10
You're welcome.
badlandsx1989 1
Tip: Move out. Now.
freddygasman 18
Yes, please do so I can have the ghost maid to myself.
jsHerin0 10
I want to laugh at this but at the same time I want to worry so I'm going to laugh nervously haha
fffasfasd3323 1
Most likely forgot. are you sleeping well? if your head is hurting a bunch, perhaps that is carbon monoxide poisoning. check your meters.
moocowmilk0 19
U dead
Halfass 8
It's your friendly neighbor, Casper.
FalloutScrolls 25
Maybe you just forgot you put the clothes in there? I too, suffer from chronic CRS. (Can't Remember Shit)
freddygasman 18
So what do you suffer from, chronic or crs. They both make you do stiff you can't remember.
73012211 17
Chronic isn't a "thing". Chronic is an adjective, meaning recurring or long-term. "Chronic" can't make you 'do stuff you don't remember'. (And I assume you mean stuff, not stiff).
PhoenixChick 26
Did you forget about the population of super-intelligent mouse assistants you've been raising to do chores?