Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML
Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I let my dog outside so he could pee. After an hour, I let him back in. He just wanted to come inside to pee on the floor. FML
Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and was having trouble. So I carried her to the top, at which point she peed all over my carpet. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
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Popeye2341 13
There's an easy solution to this, let your sister out too, along with the puppy! Or the dog can learn how to use the John I guess...
SquilliamFancy 15
I'd love to spend a night in the wild ride that must be your house! Dear god, how old is your sister? If you say around six or under, I get it. But if she's beyond the age of pull-ups and finally being able to use the restroom entirely without aide, damn. On a better note, it's a good thing you have a puppy! I'm sure those doggy bags will really come in handy
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Comments (29)
AbyN0rmal23 5
Make your sister clean up the mess, both hers and the dogs
CliffyB03 28
Too late to abort? *gets downvoted*
kahlysta 12
this is actually my post, I just wrote and submitted it before creating this account lmao update: the puppy later threw up in the bathroom
DipDizzyWizzle 3
diapers and puppy pads for sure