Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I went in for a hug with my friend, but she leaned in for a kiss on the cheek at the same time. What followed was a full-on awkward face collision where I ended up kissing her on the lips. We both stood there, staring at each other before I muttered, “Sorry, gross." She really took it personally. FML
Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Today, I had a guest at my house. I stood up to shake her hand and kiss her on both cheeks, which is common in my culture. When she was kissing my cheeks, I went the opposite way from her and I ended up kissing her on the lips instead. Her eyes went big and I ran away. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to a friend after a long day out. I went for a hug, and as I pulled away, I kissed her on the cheek for some reason. Realising it was an awkward mistake, I pulled back even more and said, "Sorry, I thought you were my mum." She looked at me confused, and we both stood there in complete silence for what felt like hours. FML
Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
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tmrwisanotherday 1
Grow up boy, grab her , pull her in and plant one on her lips.
sakforduc 0
At least u didn't headbutt her by accident.
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Comments (103)
iFizzgig 11
So you got an F in inappropriate displays of affection. Sad day for you sir.
mexicotoucher 7
Since when is a kiss on the cheek an inappropriate display of affection?
iFizzgig 11
Sorry I did a no no, made a comment with a generalization in mind. The school I went to only let couples hold hands. I was narrow-minded and posted my generalized comment of my way is the only way. Really taboo nowadays I believe. My apologies for offending you, but it's FML, I may do as I please. Good day! :)
rattusrattus 19
I wish my school banned PDAs (both romantic and platonic) in regards to doorways and narrow corridors... I have no objections to some PDAs (public face-eating is right out unless its in cannibal romance*, TYVM) but not in doorways! * give it time... *sigh*
MagicallyFat 12
30 forever alone :(
rattusrattus 19
37 - well you try to get a doorway blocked by two people engaged in PDA, irresponsive to all polite hints, pointed hints, polite requests, poking, rude requests... and then yell at you when you eventually shove them out the way.
riyavr 0
That's not that bad.
emerluvsu 6
Wow. The fact that you missed is the true FML. How the hell do you miss someones cheek? Lips I understand, but a cheek? Laaaame. Ydi.
purple91 8
You're too young to have a girlfriend anyways.
Icecream93 4
Havent you ever had a pre school girl/boy friend xd?
NomOnShroomz 14
You, Sir, fail at life.
spartan456 0
XD you fail
TurdTickler4eva 0
No sir you FAIL
Heebles 2
Poor Guy :/ Your teacher and girlfriend will never look at you the same again.
jaredofmo 22
When a teacher tells you you failed, you failed.
cdogLuvs2golf 0
Teachers always have eyes on you;)
EvilCupcake8361 9
that's not creepy
GPAW 4
Dude you need to work on your aim