Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when she revealed her underwear: boxer shorts. She said she wears them because they’re the only underwear that doesn’t ride up her ass crack. Completely killed the mood. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML
Today, my girl likes to wear my boxers around the house but she was in a pair I’d not seen before. I asked her and she went all quiet and guilty looking. Dudes, I literally caught my girlfriend in another man’s drawers. It would be tragic but right now it’s just too funny. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
Today, my date decided not to have sex with me after she saw I wear Y-fronts, Tighty Whities to some of you, instead of boxers, so she couldn’t take me seriously as a grown man wearing underwear normally worn by children under 10 years-old. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted to try something that would turn me on immediately. While I was in our bed, she came in, wearing only the underwear she took from our 13 year-old daughter's closet. Now she doesn't understand why I'm genuinely disgusted and don't want to have sex with her. FML
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TeaTimeAbyss 22
You sound too immature to have sex
VintageReddress 13
You don’t deserve to be having sex if you have a problem with her wearing boxers. First of all, they are incredibly comfortable, and second of all, her underwear absolutely does not need to turn you on. Please grow up.
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TeaTimeAbyss 22
You sound too immature to have sex
Hangryko 32
This reinforced my manchild free status.
VintageReddress 13
You don’t deserve to be having sex if you have a problem with her wearing boxers. First of all, they are incredibly comfortable, and second of all, her underwear absolutely does not need to turn you on. Please grow up.
blargerpanda 13
Dude, boxers are sexy. Send her to me if you have an issue
RichardPencil 32
What's wrong with her? Two words: Granny...panties... If granny panties don't do it for you, maybe you ought to turn in your Man Card.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
So let's reverse the sexes here. Is everyone telling me that it would be perfectly fine if this was a guy wearing a thong because it was only that which prevented him from getting arse acne?
Hangryko 32
Yup.
Pink_Turnips 14
i mean, if thats the reasoning... can you really be mad? it would make logical sense.
Madchick14 11
what the person is wearing isn't an issue for me. I wouldn't care about the reasoning behind it at all. my turn on is the connection I'd have with my partner, and the fact they want what I do too.
Suzi_d16 27
Crack acne from wearing a thong is worse than arse ache. Trust me 😂
no0ne0890 29
ok as someone who hasn't had either please do tell I know it's weird but I'm too curious to know the differences between the two and why ones worse than the other. Like can you physically feel them? before you make fun of me I never had acne problems not even as a teenager.
Niniva 8
I'm telling you it's perfectly fine if a guy wears lacy silk panties just because he likes how they feel on his junk.
SJKatt 15
100% your fault for asking why she was wearing a certain cut of underwear? Lmfao who does that??
Pink_Turnips 14
why do you care? they should've been on the floor and out of sight anyway.... you should stop having sex, you're doing it wrong.
RichardPencil 32
That's my thinking. Sometimes it takes a little time to peel the outerwear off, but once you're down to underwear, it's a short hop to naked.
spinningrecords 14
You could have been riding up in that ass crack… but noooo!
daniannie 22
Why shame her for the clothes she chooses to wear? She is the only one that’s got to wear them, if that’s what she’s comfortable in let her be. It not like anyone else sees he in her underwear but you and her. Be grateful that she’s comfortable (and confident) in who she is and what she wears. I wear boxer briefs too, because they don’t ride and I don’t get lines, but most of all because they’re comfortable. You should apologize for making her feel bad - I guarantee you hurt her feelings.