Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making a grinding noise from the fan. The guy put his ear to the keyboard and said there was a CD in the drive so I couldn't hear the grinding from the fan. He ejected the CD. It was porn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML
Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML
Today, right after I finished writing a very important paper and saved it to my hard drive, my barely 2-year-old Macbook decided to completely stop functioning. I went to the Apple store and even they can't get it to turn on. That's $1500 down the drain along with my grade. FML
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Top comments
fbirem 2
Did you at least "get the apple store"?
katheriinex0 0
lmao, that mustve been awkward
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argentos 0
macs dont get viruses? well thats an hilarious claim, next you will also be saying the dont ever freeze. the reason you dont hear as much about viruses on macs is because hackers dont want to deal with such a small percentage of computer uses when targeting windows will give them the chance to infect 80%+ computer users
Ikasu 0
I bet you COULD here grinding......
adam10_fml 0
Apple people
heeystefi_fml 0
lmfaoooo
danielleFML 0
12 ftw
yobrodusty 0
who pays for ****? FYL
Savanni 1
ahhhh all this mac hating bliss also 8- are you implying all guys with girlfriends are non-**** use/watchers? not true..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
purpl3drank99 0
YDI for using a cd...
lowcapacityx 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA hope your keys weren't sticky either.
SpliffyMcBlunt 0
I didn't know you could buy the apple store...