Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making a grinding noise from the fan. The guy put his ear to the keyboard and said there was a CD in the drive so I couldn't hear the grinding from the fan. He ejected the CD. It was porn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML
Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML
Today, right after I finished writing a very important paper and saved it to my hard drive, my barely 2-year-old Macbook decided to completely stop functioning. I went to the Apple store and even they can't get it to turn on. That's $1500 down the drain along with my grade. FML
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fbirem 2
Did you at least "get the apple store"?
katheriinex0 0
lmao, that mustve been awkward
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log1k 3
I don't see how its worth it. The same hardware can be put into both PC's and mac's. Mac is just overpriced. Which is one reason I tend to stay away from them. It's not worth it. True, PC's are better for gamers, and I've heard lots of problems with games running on Mac's, which is another reason why PC owns 85% of the market share. The video game industry is huge, and has barely been effected by this economy at all. Some company's are still hiring on people by the hundreds. But that's besides the fact. If I had the money to buy a mac, I wouldn't. I just think that if more people would do research on what they're getting in a mac, then compared to what they could get in a PC, they would realize mac's aren't so great. The only main difference is the OS.
flying_vegan 0
I've never had any problems running games on Mac. And PCs get epic amounts of viruses. At least you don't use Linux...
takemeaway10 0
Even if not everyone watches it, the majority accepts that it's okay to watch. You know what would've been perfect? You could've been flustered and then the guy put his arm around you and say "No, it's okay, I have the same one at home..." BOW CHICKA BOW WOW
Tehalon 0
There are two types of males, those who watch **** and those who won't admit that they watch ****. Ofcourse girls watch **** aswell but i'm not sure how many, eventho almost all women younger then 30 that i know watch or have watched ****.
BrannFYR 0
Agree with #7 How is this even remotely an FML? OMG some guy at the Mac store knows you like latex lesbians now - how will you ever go on living? FML
mmhmm 0
Much love to #23, love working at apple =]
LeftHanded_fml 0
Woah woah woah #12. "YDI it for owning a mac." Mac's rule, next time whe you try to wank it to some free porno, good luck getting that virus off your computer.
log1k 3
wow LeftHanded... I'm just going to say one word: Ignorant.
darlingtrashface 0
It's ok doll. When I was a youngster my boyfriend at the time was like completely addicted to ****. It was slightly pathetic. He had it on his computer, a couple DVDs, and he had it recorded on his phone. Well we were in class and the genius was watching it. As you might have guessed he got caught. But the worst part was that we went to a catholic school... Father Steve was teaching the class.
shoeofallcosmos 0
I wouldn't be embarrassed.
SublatePandemic 0
awkwarrrrd.