Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my quite squeamish girlfriend came with me to get my latest tattoo. She saw a few drops of blood, screamed in the tattooist's ear, and completely fucked up part of the outline. She had to alter the tattoo drastically to cover up the mess and now it just looks bad. FML
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kwintalamillah 6
this has ydi written all over it
DocBastard 40
"Yeah, put 'Lisa' on my upper arm. Wait, I'm getting a call. Wait, what? You want to see other people? Shit. Yo, change that to 'Lick my sack'. Thanks."
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Comments (159)
eftup 9
What is up with all these idiots and their stupid ass tattoos?
kabu3000 4
I'd rank that at about #63 in my list of the dumbest things I've ever heard.
stevenmx86 8
Ydi those tattoos are bad ideas...
GoodLookingGeese 10
all you kids don't get it.. when you truly love somebody you NEVER think it might end!!! So stop telling the obvious - it's not OPs fault.. try saying something to warm this poor guy up - not kicking him while he's already bleeding!!!
msstark 2
Alright, he's hurt and all... but it's like saying "oh my God, I'm so sorry that you were playing with that loaded gun and accidentally shot yourself in the balls." It's just plain stupid.
supervacaneous 4
8 Mile?
antra327 0
at the end of the tattoo just put ... is a ****
yzf250rider88 2
clearly you were not on the same page here ad you totally deserve it haha this is hilarious. people who get girlfriends names tattooed on themselves are just foolish
ulicksam 0
Some tattoos can be cool. Your girlfriend's name is never cool, even if you're still with her. You're an idiot.
missjessicaaaa 0
NEVER get a tattoo of your girl/boyfriend or wife/husband!! It's the worst idea ever! That stuff is permenant!!
Moniquepeeters 0
Instead, use a permanent marker. Not as permanent as the name says :)
5t3ff1k4h 47
Not on skin, anyway.
kiddygrinder 0
That's exactly why you never do something like that. Are you ******* retarded? Seriously.
adri831 0
Fail!