Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my quite squeamish girlfriend came with me to get my latest tattoo. She saw a few drops of blood, screamed in the tattooist's ear, and completely fucked up part of the outline. She had to alter the tattoo drastically to cover up the mess and now it just looks bad. FML
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kwintalamillah 6
this has ydi written all over it
DocBastard 40
"Yeah, put 'Lisa' on my upper arm. Wait, I'm getting a call. Wait, what? You want to see other people? Shit. Yo, change that to 'Lick my sack'. Thanks."
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Comments (159)
ChibiChibi_fml 28
After all these these FML's that involve tattooing people's names you'd think people would learn to stop doing it. YDI because everyone knows you never tattoo a girlfriends name anywhere on your body. A wife? maybe. Your children's names? fine because no matter what they will still be your children. A girlfriend/boyfriend's name? NO, NEVER, DON"T DO IT. There is always the chance they'll dump you or you them.
EatnBeef 7
no.. you fail
sourgirl101 29
It's called the tattoo curse. No one, I repeat no one, has a lasting relationship once they tattoo their lover's name on their body. Time to cover it up with a flower or something.
ktrose 0
My parents have each other's name tattooed when they were 16/17 and it's been over 21 years now and their still together. The "tattoo curse" doesn't apply to every one.
ktrose 0
Had*
chanta24 10
well i don't know, you got the tattoo when either of you couldve broken up? :/
nkosi7 0
you are an ass.... you should get a vasectomy just so u don't have kids
DocBastard 40
Please explain why any of this makes OP an ass. Enlighten us. I'm desperately waiting with bated breath.
ktrose 0
Please clarify as to why OP should get a vasectomy.. Why, would that even be necessary?
LoveMySoldier82 0
Want to add his dna to the gene pool? I'm pretty sure the only reason they would survive is because of floaties.
annigotammo 1
he's not really an ass just dumb
Donkeydick360 0
no he's an ass
Hidan_fml 0
Wow, another moron who thought it was a good idea to get a tattoo of your boyfriend/girlfriend's name. YDI complete. I don't ******* feel sorry for you at all.
KyRidHEART 0
his skin. his choice.
Hidan_fml 0
I know that, but it was a really stupid decision that almost NEVER goes well. Now he has to suffer the consequences. Either keep half of his girlfriend's name on his back or pay a lot more money and get it painfully removed.
xClairex_fml 1
that's the reason why you never get a tattoo of your partner
HomeAl0ne 20
Was her name Ruth? If it was, you can get it changed to "Ruthless".
Sammy123190 0
Thats sucks. Future advice dont ever get ur gfs name tatted on u again
420smoke420 3
you're an idiot