Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Fully relaxed
Today, I was getting a full-body massage at a spa when the masseuse dropped hot stones directly on my stomach. As I jumped up in shock and slight pain, the oils and towels all fell off me, leaving me completely naked in front of the spa receptionist. FML
mindy
United States
Treat Yourself Day (derogatory)
Today, I was supposed to be treating myself to a relaxing spa day, thinking it would be a great way to unwind. That was until the massage therapist somehow gave me a "reverse" massage that left me sore in places I didn’t know could get sore. I paid for this torture, and now I can’t even walk properly. FML
Anonymous
Knock out
Today, I treated myself to a Thai massage. The masseuse was so aggressive and intense, she left me with injuries on my hands and back. I paid $60 for someone to hurt me. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
spitty
Willoughby, United States
Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML
bcoper
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
I've had enough
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
BangBangBzzz
Today, I went for a much needed relaxing massage. As I lay down, the renovation works in the next building started up. FML
Anonymous
Third degree
Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML
person
Jordan
Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML
crazycatlady1890
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I finished a full marathon and just wanted to relax and get pampered by my husband afterwards. Instead, I spent the evening taking care of him and his back because he had a spasm. Don't worry, he feels much better now. Meanwhile, I can’t move my legs. FML
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iseyixes 18
Lawsuit!
mattclark 0
Look on the bright side could be third degree burns
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KiddNYC1O 22
The horror.
brookie_0841 1
I'd sue them.
cuppycake11 0
Ouchy X(. U shud sue there asses!! >:O
kittySplash 0
O my goodness are you ok well I hope you our:)
OCCottrell 0
I'm a massage therapist those stones aren't supposed to be over 80 degrees! If she doesn't have the schooling or client-therapist insurance I'd sue! She shouldn't be practicing if she's that irresponsible!
Mvideoplus 0
First world problems.....
sexycalichick 0
That sucks! It's not difficult at all to tell if the stones are going to be too hot for the client! (I'm a licensed MT and do hot stone all the time) That MT is going to have one heck of a law suit against their license/liability insurance some day!
Nigerianqueen88 1
Ready to go on shopping spree? Because I sense a big lawsuit coming.
jalupe 4
You deserved it for actually believing that BS is soothing
mynameisTiffany 0
sew!!!