Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Fully relaxed
Today, I was getting a full-body massage at a spa when the masseuse dropped hot stones directly on my stomach. As I jumped up in shock and slight pain, the oils and towels all fell off me, leaving me completely naked in front of the spa receptionist. FML
mindy
United States
Treat Yourself Day (derogatory)
Today, I was supposed to be treating myself to a relaxing spa day, thinking it would be a great way to unwind. That was until the massage therapist somehow gave me a "reverse" massage that left me sore in places I didn’t know could get sore. I paid for this torture, and now I can’t even walk properly. FML
Anonymous
Knock out
Today, I treated myself to a Thai massage. The masseuse was so aggressive and intense, she left me with injuries on my hands and back. I paid $60 for someone to hurt me. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
spitty
Willoughby, United States
Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML
bcoper
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
I've had enough
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
BangBangBzzz
Today, I went for a much needed relaxing massage. As I lay down, the renovation works in the next building started up. FML
Anonymous
Third degree
Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML
person
Jordan
Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML
crazycatlady1890
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I finished a full marathon and just wanted to relax and get pampered by my husband afterwards. Instead, I spent the evening taking care of him and his back because he had a spasm. Don't worry, he feels much better now. Meanwhile, I can’t move my legs. FML
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iseyixes 18
Lawsuit!
mattclark 0
Look on the bright side could be third degree burns
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amsalwajih 0
Sue ur masseur for physical assault of the second degree
bubo_fml 11
You got stoned while getting a hot bone massage? I gotta stop reading FML when I'm high...
lrgenesis 19
Oooh burn…
Almighty_Chris97 6
Maybe you should have stuck with your original idea and got the hot stone massage...
smitii 4
I'm a therapist. Passive stones cause burns, gotta keep then active and check in. Sorry your therapist is a dumb ass
swaggin_it_313 0
Yourr a dumbass :)
THE_A_TEEN 28
How is he a dumbass? He is in the profession, he knows this kind of stuffand that makes him a dumbass? Don't talk shit on subject's you don't know, asshole. BTW, it's "you're", dumbass...
Epikouros 32
Active stones? Is that something paranormal? Most stones I've seen were remarkably passive, except the one who landed on our car in Switzerland. @THE_A_TEEN: Not that it matters to you or me, but I'm pretty sure smitii is a she.
Tavers 19
Rating on the Fail-meter? 10.0
strikerfm1 0
Why is this a FML? You are rich bitch!lawsuit!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Did you read the FML? OP got burns on her leg instead of recieving a relaxing massage, burns hurt. That's the whole flippin' point of this FML. Nowhere does it mention OP's wealth or OP's income. Take your generalizations elsewhere!
swaggin_it_313 0
Are youu mad? :D
audiophileMom 11
Did this get censored yet again? 77 doesn't make any sense because it seems to have been ripped out of context...
fattylumptard 1
So people have sex fetishes about eating blisters. So it's not all bad if your counter part likes that
swaggin_it_313 0
Who gets those anyways? Lmaoo YDI
THE_A_TEEN 28
People who want to relax, or have a good time. I'm so sorry you can't grasp the fact that some people have problems and want to relax. This was the incompitence of the masseur, not OP's fault! Moron..
KiddNYC1O 22
72 and 118 should be pelted with stones.
xDefiant 4
I've had a gift certificate for a hot stone massage for years I have yet to use. Now I'm worried..