Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML
Today, I went to see a movie. After getting my seat, I went out to get food. Coming back, I saw the security guard. Thinking he would ask me for my ticket, I moved all the food to one hand to get the ticket in my pocket. I spilled it all. He didn't ask to see it. FML
Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
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TheMaster15 10
They've got their priorities straight!
alexhaz64 4
Glad you learned your lesson from the time your potential employer convinced you to leave your purse in his office!
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Comments (75)
Headcrab 29
Going to a fast food joint is not 'eating out'.
Airman1988 9
Technically anything that involves leaving your home to eat would be "eating out".
desireev 18
Aaaaand, absolutely nowhere did it say that she went to eat at a fast food place. Sooo... Your comment is moronic. Don't assume anything. Assume makes an ass out of u and me. Keep that in mind!
laden_swallow09 35
47- Deductive reasoning, FTW.
TheMathMajor 26
I've worked and eaten at restaurants that are between fast food and full service. The quality and atmosphere is better, but you still order at the counter and get your own drink etc. So your reasoning still doesn't show that she was necessarily at a fast food place. Not that it matters what kind of restaurant she was in anyways.
devore504 7
I have been to places like that that arent fastfood places
hotshot2626 9
The Hamburglar strikes again.
trippythehippy 6
Look at it this way, you could be upset that you bought lunch twice. Or be happy you did your good deed (albeit unwillingly) for the day. Imagine how hungry that person had to be to actually steal your food....
ObeyStudKing 4
Lol going to a fast food joint is NOT safe nowadays.
vero559 7
U sure it got stolen. Maybe an employee trashed it thinking that u left
SApprentice 34
28- Are you*, stolen?*, trashed it,*, you*, left.*
MrHotShot22 6
Theives gotta eat too!
HeyArnold91 8
Hopefully it wasn't an expensive meal.
Ambience138 11
You do realise that you can actually drink a drink without a straw right?
HeyArnold91 8
Some people don't like drinking right from the cup, seeing as some restaurants don't always hire the most sanitary workers.
desireev 18
As petty as it sounds, I won't take a sip of my drink if it doesn't have a straw. I have really sensitive teeth, and, 9 times out of 10, when I take a drink of my soda without a straw, ice will shoot into my mouth and it hurts my teeth really bad. So I always make sure that I have a straw. There's no need to be snotty. When you eat out, you're paying for your food, good service, and your option to drink or not drink with a straw. Sure, you CAN drink without one. But if I'm paying to eat out, I expect the option to drink with or without a straw. And, like myself, OP wanted her straw. Don't be rude! :[
laden_swallow09 35
I wouldn't say he was being snotty. 48, however, was being snotty for sure!
Polograte 0
Somebody's hungry.
linx468 8
This would only be an FML if the food stolen was KFC.