Today, I went to dinner with my mom and her new boyfriend. At the restaurant, while we were eating, he started clapping and singing, "If You're Happy and You Know It." My mom joined in. They sang loudly. Loud enough for the entire restaurant to go quiet and stare. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML
Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML
Today, while out to dinner with my boyfriend for his 5 year-old’s birthday, this 28 year-old man decided to humiliate me by singing Happy Birthday to his son at the top of his lungs in the middle of the restaurant. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML
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girlygirl666 0
* clapping my hands*
corgi 6
Why didn't you join in?
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Comments (88)
Trooth 13
woo I feel so sorry for you! I wouldve been hiding my head!!
heartagram_in_ro 0
wow you would hate me and my friends. we thrive on acting like asses because people are way to concerned with appearence. We go to walmart and play with toys, sit on the furniture display, sing songs and all kinds of stupid stuff. Life is too short to be wound up. Eat some Activia and sing a happy song!
Ascaryrobot 0
"Life is too short to be wound up" Not for the rest of us, you wanna act like a ******* 3 year old go to a nursery, the rest of us have shit to do and we don't need morons like you ruining it for us.
ily1210 10
ty. me and my friends just like to have some fun. theres other shit to be wound up and bitchy about, so go out and have some fun. YDI, op, for not leaving or stoping them, but it is a FYL also. i woulda told my mom to stfu.
Jman1906 2
Whoa #50, you must be pretty ******* tightly wound. Most of the time you shouldn't do weird shit, but when your at Walmart you just gotta **** around. Called having fun, you should try it sometime. And FYL for having to have doucebag stepdad, step parents mother ******* blow
Ascaryrobot 0
I do have fun, just not in a way that annoys other people, I respect privacy and when someone comes up to me laughing like a stoner saying they want to hug me and that it's just a laugh I get violent. It's happened before, why the **** would I want to hug you, you goddamn bitch. I just wanna buy a can of Emerge and get back to my goddamn house. I don't know you, you don't know me, get the **** away from me befoe I put this can inside you.
ELLIE37713 0
Maybe you should stick to water from now on.
ily1210 10
#66, your a mean asshole. honestly dont go out if ur gunna b so bitchy bout everything id hate to b around u
Ascaryrobot 0
I'm not, I have a laugh with my mates, I just have this thing with hugging and kissing, I find all human contact hard, don't judge me.
SarahStarzz 0
75 u sound interesting :)
midgetme234 0
there worse. shut the heck up!!
the_sodomizer 0
that's not even embarrasing. if you sing along with them it's even less embarrasing
deathcab7 0
a little embarrassment never hurt anyone. On the bright side, you will probably never see those people again, just grin and bear it, (:
infernofalcon 0
this is a total MLIA =p
iplaywow 0
that is not an FML, my parents used to start singing and dancing in public places all the time (restaurants, mall, ect.) and i would never get embarrassed, it is fun and i would join them too, i never understood why my sister would get upset over something so pity
girlslikeboyz 0
I WOULD SOO START DOING THAT, ROFL !!! And if the guy thought it was weird then hes not for me !!!
girlslikeboyz 0
I agree it is a MLIA moment.
lynsieloowho 0
rofl @18