Today, I went to dinner with my mom and her new boyfriend. At the restaurant, while we were eating, he started clapping and singing, "If You're Happy and You Know It." My mom joined in. They sang loudly. Loud enough for the entire restaurant to go quiet and stare. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML
Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML
Today, while out to dinner with my boyfriend for his 5 year-old’s birthday, this 28 year-old man decided to humiliate me by singing Happy Birthday to his son at the top of his lungs in the middle of the restaurant. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML
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girlygirl666 0
* clapping my hands*
corgi 6
Why didn't you join in?
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Comments (88)
wildgeg 1
temporary embarrassment does not mean your life is ******.
Towelie_31 0
what if someone from op's school was there, video taped it, put it on youtube then the whole world laughs at her. no longer being able to live with the embarresment she drives off a cliff, her lifes ****** (alternate ending) she survives car crash, buys a pig mask and chloroform, and starts kidnapping people and putting them into situations, nearly impossible to survive, in hopes that if they live they'll have a greater respect for their lives. THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS!!!
The_Disturbed 5
Okay Jigsaw, calm down :P And OP...FLY :/
Towelie_31 0
how am i suppose to calm down with a potential killer on the loose?
8trickster8 0
The term FML isn't taken literally as only moments that ruin your life.
waterynuggets 0
#1 as much as I think a lot of utter tripe gets posted on this website, imagine if this happened to you. Embarrassing to the point where I would be like "Is this really happening wtf is my life." and get up and walk out.
The_Disturbed 5
Because I'm not coming for you Towelie_31 ;p And oops...I meant to type FYL...not FLY. lol.
The_Disturbed 5
#53 - Wanna get high?
Chantalasaurus 0
dude, I would ******* love it if my parents were that cool! Unfortunately, I'M always the one that does shit like that.
Danielt104 6
Wildgeg. FML's are about crappy things that happen in everyday lives to make us laugh. If all the posts were about our lives being ******, no one would go here because it would be depressing
AliceC_fml 3
first
Kgirl2cute 6
yeah. no.
girlygirl666 0
* clapping my hands*
pwincessa23 1
Lmao!!!! ur Mom is awesome! i love ur mom. ohh wait that looks weird.... ohh well too bad...
beanerkid 0
And this is an FML how?
corgi 6
Why didn't you join in?
mcfaily 0
did you join in?
alexandraa_fml 0
I clicked NO on this. I moderate.. NO MORE!
LauraTheKiwi 0
IF YOURE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS. IF YOURE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS. IF YOURE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT AND YOU REALLY WANT TO SHOW IT IF YOURE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS. ;D Why didn't you join in? Be glad it wasn't if you're happy and you know it [insert anything obscene here]. :D
lemonslice 0
If you're happy and you know it ummm show your dick? o.O
renaet 0
If you're happy and you know it...run around naked? o_O
pepolshet 0
Aren't you a little too young to be seeing dicks? Or being on this site?
AnagenisisZagus 13
"If you're happy and you know it wank your tank." ....That works, right?
lemonslice 0
I'd be sat there laughing and joining in, why weren't you?