lonelyguy321
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
thermos
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Morning motivation
Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
Jonathan
Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
Ned
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up in my bunkbed because I thought I was experiencing my first earthquake ever. I jumped out of bed and found that it was just my roomate masturbating in the bottom bunk. It was 6am. FML
VacationTSA
United States
Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
Anonymous
Schertz, United States
Get me out of here
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Dirty_Mind_69
Shreveport, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML
Anonymous
Oregon City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
killmyself
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML
BRELLA
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The wrong kind of banging
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML
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SyraSid5 0
why were they there?
NeonRisk 0
*face palm*
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Comments (281)
codymaxey033 0
Take your chances bro!
MikeGetRight 0
ur a fag for not going down & getting ur dick wet -_- ; No FML here
swimmerstud 7
maybe he was a young kid.
basketballFMLs 0
yourr hottt
aleexxisssXO 0
hahaaa fag
Blackiechan85 0
clearly you're ******* gay.
luuuu20 0
there will be plenty of other chances I wouldn't be too bothered by it :-)
gars56 5
Not many chances with 3 women!
Pleasure_Pirate 0
YDI for being gay and liking it up the butt.
trenton95 4
wow this kids name is pleasure pirate obviously he is gay look at him he is like 12 ^^
fistnazal 10
yeeeea... he looks like he may have seen one up close?
illmatic2 16
If he was gay then he probably wouldn't bother writing this fml.
fistnazal 10
illmatic? as in nas??
illmatic2 16
Yep I love that album.
fistnazal 10
word! straight classic! I admire your conciousness good sir, keep it alive ;)
icefshng8 9
when do I get my cookie????
Erh96 0
Uhm, then go down to the bottom!!
janelly16 7
oh cry me a river
JokeMeister 0
YDI!!! You need to up your game, Playa!
FMLRelapse 4
today, me and my friends were half naked underneath this guys bed wanting to have sex but he wouldn't get off the top bunk. FML
WingsFan80 4
^^^ win
Fatalally 4
haha I second that win
teamsleep22 0
fag