lonelyguy321
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
thermos
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Morning motivation
Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
Jonathan
Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
Ned
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up in my bunkbed because I thought I was experiencing my first earthquake ever. I jumped out of bed and found that it was just my roomate masturbating in the bottom bunk. It was 6am. FML
VacationTSA
United States
Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
Anonymous
Schertz, United States
Get me out of here
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Dirty_Mind_69
Shreveport, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML
Anonymous
Oregon City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
killmyself
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML
BRELLA
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The wrong kind of banging
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML
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SyraSid5 0
why were they there?
NeonRisk 0
*face palm*
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franciscovegas 3
how was it that you went to bed with three girls, when they were underneath you, and you were up above them? don't make any sense, man?
franciscovegas 3
are you a girl?
franciscovegas 3
are they your sisters?
franciscovegas 3
damn ati-flood protection.
XxFallenbladexX 0
Not really a FML. You may not be getting some, but that's Eye candy xD At least you don't spend every night alone in your large bed without someone to share it with, Never even getting a chance to be near something like that. (me)
juscber 0
don't you mean you were already asleep and were DREAMING about hot,half naked girls
soccerdude101 0
wow u r a loser son. I would've been down there by the time u finished writing this fml
boopiie 3
wow I would of had dem chicks :P
tagerrun 1
that's what u get for living in the uk
ordinarybadger 0
ydi for not spitting ur game hahahahaha