Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, I tried on a pair of pants in a dressing room and they didn’t fit. However, my period came suddenly and left a massive bloodstain, so I had to buy them anyway. In case you’re wondering, the pants were white, the cashier was male and cute, and he definitely noticed. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML
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Top comments
splat_fml 0
Probably only increased your chances with that dude. Unless your legs were hairy. Or lack knee caps. No good.
driscoll1985 0
I wish I was that guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comments (107)
boatiebanter 0
As long as you weren't above laughing at yourself, that probably only helped your chances :)
Emma_91 0
At least he was hot! I don't know how you could forget your pants.
24788 7
I'm pretty sure it didn't ruin your chances. Everyone just ignore #12.
Will09 0
DESPERATE!!!!!!
frodub 0
this sounds dumb. you don't deserve to date/procreate if you can't even remember to put pants on when going into a public place. sounds fake too. did you not notice your clothing sitting in the dressing room when you finally left?
Jennika 0
wow.. fail.lol
doLce_ 1
Epic? Fail? ....Not everything is "epic" or "fail" or "epic fail", kids. Go meet daylight.
WickedAwsum 0
#18 It's just another word for saying "you screwed up big time".
Hazza_69 1
Wtf lol..
doLce_ 1
#19, I understand the meaning. I don't think EVERYTHING is "epic" nor do I think everything is a "fail" nor do I think everything is an "epic fail".