Intimacy, Embarrassing and Porn: To each their own - FML

To each their own

By Anonymous - 28/01/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom - Oakham

Spicy

Today, I accidentally revealed to a close friend that I have a stash of furry porn. FML

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You deserved it 655

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Same thing different taste

By ConfusedFiancé - 29/10/2017 22:00

Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 270

You deserved it 846

By Abrams52 - 28/05/2013 05:44 - United States - Fishers

Spicy

Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML

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You deserved it 35 886

By Foot In Mouth - 13/07/2016 02:46 - United States - Bentonville

Today, while meeting a new client, their assistant said I looked familiar. Before my brain could stop me, I blurted out, "I do porn." FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 304

You deserved it 6 058

Unwarranted

By Varnpike - 18/12/2018 03:00

Spicy

Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML

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You deserved it 6 657

By Red - 04/12/2014 16:31

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

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You deserved it 15 053

By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:59 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML

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You deserved it 43 644

Is there that much demand for that sort of thing?

By Paper Plane in the Night Sky - 16/11/2023 07:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, my overly jealous insecure brother "found" my ATM receipt, and called me out during a family luncheon, accusing me for being a drug dealer because, "How else could someone who is unemployed even before the pandemic could have almost 7 digits?" I couldn't answer them. Secretly, I'm a furry hentai artist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 683

You deserved it 245

Change of plans

By Somebody fucking kill me! - 12/08/2025 05:00 - Mexico

Spicy

Today, as I was going to hook up with a sex friend, I discovered that my pack of condoms was missing. Then I saw my sister chewing out her two 10-year-old twins, who'd found them in my drawer. This how my family, who had visited me for family dinner, found out about my sexual life. FML

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You deserved it 116

Just a movie

By IzzMeister - 15/12/2019 20:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 069

You deserved it 216

Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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You deserved it 2 440

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Lost Reggie 21

Wednesday 31 January 2024 6:47

who doesn't?

paganprincess92a 1

Sunday 12 May 2024 19:01

hey, everyone has their kinks. at least it wasnt CP.

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Lost Reggie 21

Wednesday 31 January 2024 6:47

who doesn't?

paganprincess92a 1

Sunday 12 May 2024 19:01

hey, everyone has their kinks. at least it wasnt CP.

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