Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
Today, a guy was hitting on me when I was at a café. I told him I was married, but it didn't deter him, so I told him to go away. Later, my husband came home from work with his boss for dinner and sure enough, it was the same guy who was hitting on me. Suffice to say, it was one awkward dinner night. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
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OhHerrrooo 0
any man who would accept a phone call from their wife is obviously not trying to hide anything- therefore, probably always wears his ring- therefore, YDI for not doing a ring check
Sygonus 0
Meh. I think that often one person considers it "flirting" while the other person is just trying to be sociable. It could be only the OP thought they were "really hitting it off" while the dude just thought he was being friendly.
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Comments (73)
StealthStorm67 0
I think Pimpin is a ******* retard, but you thinking the guy is a pig just for attending a social event is just as niave. Don't be such a feminazi
Alittlenegetive 0
GTFO! Why didn't you ask to begin with. Who goes out on a date, and doesn't ask that? Who goes out without thinking about it, or checking? Wtf. YDI YDI YDI!
Lightz_Camera_Me 0
How dumb are u people it says a SOCIAL-EVENT NOT A DATE!!!!! and anyways the OP has no one 2 be mad at but herself she probably assumed they were flirting besides that she should have checked the ring finger duhh commn sense
gummibehrs 4
How would you know what's a date and what's not? You type like an eleven-year-old.
fudrick 0
I highly doubt the guy is a pig, I am almost completely certain that he is a human. Dumb bitch.
danceoo 0
i count it as a date, but the first thing i say to a guy is not- are you married? and if she didn't think it was a date, why was she so mad? btw, why is wife in quotation marks? is it suggesting she didn't believe him or something?
Witchcraft_fml 5
Pimpin88, kindly grow up, please. Your immature ramblings are giving me headaches.
Boy_Flow 0
cry us a river, it happens to everyone and we all get on with life, your going to live, its ok
pleasetryagain 0
I think we're all missing something here. The word wife is in quotes. This may mean that he was faking a call from a spouse to get away from the OP! However, the more likely scenario is that people need to learn how to use quotation marks.
iTastedTheInk 0
you really think men are the only ones who cheat in relationships? you're ******* stupid then. I hate when bitches are always blaming men for cheating. we wouldn't do it if y'all kept us interested every once in a while. and as a matter of fact there are some good men out there who don't cheat. you just need to know where to look instead of thinking the next guy you meet at the bar is going to be different from the last one.
Carlie_McCartney 1
"Wife"? is it not really his wife? anyway, that sucks. Sorry :/