Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML
Today, I arrived at the salon to get my hair done for prom. The lady at the front desk insisted I didn't have an appointment. After looking back on my recent calls, it turned out I called the wrong number and whatever asshole was on the other line played along. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser and changed my hairstyle drastically. It wasn't until she was nearly done that she said, "I just KNEW this style wasn't going to suit you." FML
Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML
Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for having shitty hair
oldskoolman85 0
Who cares?
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Comments (56)
Casualt1234 0
i mean for god's sake, the OP's name is just as lame as this FML. bad hair.... oh shucks.... i have me some bad hair.... shame on you OP. I have fabricated far better FMLs (some that are believable, too!), yet they never make it.
wordgirl 0
I'm sorry for you, OP, but that is priceless. FYL, girl. :)
spidermantexas 0
Well, he was just trying to get some business. and by the way, it would be an FML if he said, "Um. I don't think even we can fix it." The fact that he said he could fix it means it is not a big (perceived) problem. (Not that I am saying it is a problem at all ...) Cheer up!
FerrariCake 2
Why is this an FML? They were offering to fix your rat's nest of hair. This should be the greatest day of the year for you.
Gavik 0
People like you ruin this site.
DeadMansCrack 4
LOL, am I the only one who confused salon with "saloon"? I think the FML is actually kind of funnier that way.
jonny2x4 0
Hair emergency! Hair emergency!
bodneyy 0
haha saloon! genius
d_hart09 0
That does suck but Im a hairstylist and I wouldn't have done that! I would have thought something was up with your hair if it looked bad and maybe it did I wouldn't know. just don't go back to that salon I guess they don't treat people nice!
catryn 0
Stylists can be really rude sometimes. Mine did this to my mom, and I'm never going back. **** you, asshole, that's my mom.
hellosies 0
lmfao. That's hilarious!