Today, I confronted my mother because I lock my bedroom door everytime I leave the house, then when I came home, the door was open and ajar. She got really defensive and said it's because she and her boyfriend want to make passionate whoopie on my king-size bed because it's bigger than her full-size. FML
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Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, my husband and I were getting busy on the living room couch when my mother-in-law stopped by and let herself in with a key we didn’t know she had. She then demanded an apology like it was all our fault and stormed out. I still don’t know why she came by. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I got home from work to find the door locked and dead bolted, so I used my cell to call the home phone while banging on the door. My stepmom came out of her room, looked right at me, laughed, and went back to bed. This is the fifth time she's done this. FML
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Chazzster 32
It sounds like it is time you moved out.
MidnaLink 35
Oh, **** no. Tell her it's whoopie on her bed, or whoopie on his, or no whoopie at all.
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Comments (8)
MidnaLink 35
Oh, **** no. Tell her it's whoopie on her bed, or whoopie on his, or no whoopie at all.
Chazzster 32
It sounds like it is time you moved out.
Jesse Duff 15
unless she's staying with him
Suzi_d16 27
Agreed. I wouldn’t be staying there after that carry on.
Wadlaen 24
Sounds like a smaller bed would be a very good investment if a serious talk with your mother doesn't solve the problem.
Jesse Duff 15
add a couple of deadbolts to that door, cause I really doubt your mom banging was the reason you lock the door before you leave
Jon Tessler 14
oh hell no.....tell your mom she can keep your bed, after she buys you a new one. also time to change the locks and not give her a key.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Surprised you have a larger bed than your mother, but that's beside the point. That is definitely NOT okay. Just imagine if you hadn't found the door unlocked when you returned... you'd be sleeping in that filth!
EBrogen 12
Sounds like Mom is living off the son. Once you learn how to kick her broke azz out, anyone else won't be a issue.
Kaneki Chiaki 15
Move out or change the lock.