Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML
Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML
Today, a kid pulled down my shorts while I was ordering at McDonald's. In my haste to pull them back up, I hit my head on the counter and was knocked out cold. I woke up on the floor, my shorts still around my knees, in a puddle of my own urine. I had peed myself while unconscious. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
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Top comments
Tarlachia 33
Honestly YDI. Who the hell goes driving and thinks that maybe not having a pair of pants could be a bad idea? Also, do you not realize that those McDonald's people don't want to see your Barney the dinosaur boxers? No wonder they want $15/hr. They'll need it to get psychiatric help.
Soninuva 41
Not a great idea anyway, because unless you're in a big up truck, the drive through worker would be able to see.
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Comments (40)
cheshireau 26
Damn if you had a dash cam, you could of sent it to Dash Cam Australia. That would have been a funny watch. Sorry though, OP. It just funny because you were in your undies when it all happened.
RainbowSnake 7
I'm sorry OP I know just how you feel...a while back I had the stomach flu and was so sick I couldn't get out of bed. Five days later I finally could eat, so, unshowered and in my pajamas, went out to get food... a lady backed up into my parked car and called the police and while it was 100% her fault she still tried to blame me somehow so I'd pay for her car. I feel bad for the policeman because I looked like a sick dirty hobo. And all I wanted was my sandwich!
DannyDizzle 8
Just exchange details from your window just like a drive through accident!
Hybricide 8
Pants outside always. Even if it's 4am at a Taco Bell drive thru. Besides, the employees in the high up windows can see more than you think.
criley221 19
Um the McDonald's workers can see you in your car....bad decision there. If you're leaving the house just put on pants man.