Today, I went to a local Asian restaurant where this adorable Japanese girl works as a server. We had formed a friendship and I was hoping for something more, but I decided to play "hard-to-get" for the last couple of weeks. When I went there today, the place was closed. Permanently. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML
Today, I met a cute girl. She seemed really sweet and I was heartbroken to find out that she had fallen on hard times and was living in a shelter. I asked her if I could take her out to lunch. She said, "No." I can't even get a date with a homeless girl. FML
Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML
Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me. I can't even get a girl in my dreams. FML
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UmmOkThen 31
Hah, this is why you don't play games. YDI
NYM88 26
And she played the ultimate "hard-to-get". FYL
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Comments (42)
ezrajab 22
Never play those kind of games! YDI op
dragoongirl90 34
Okay, children, this is a lesson. There is no dating game. Only kids play games. Adults are clear about what they want.
SUN_lover 19
Looks like it's going to get harder to find her in the first place. FYL
caggybandicoot 34
Next time, maybe say something instead of playing games. YDI, dude.
meeju 14
Not until you've secured some information at least. Cause why regret later?
criley221 19
Post in "Missed Connections" on your city's craiglist page! :) Hope you find them OP!
clair_brodie 35
If you like someone, don't be coy. That is irritating. Maybe had you not played hard to get she would have told you it was closing and you could have got her number.
ScarlettVixen_fml 5
So, if someone isn't playing hard to get does that mean they're easy? I feel like there should be some middle ground between these two extremes...
mei_esther 12
have you try ask the neighbourhood regarding the place and whereabouts?
Catdragon 40
If a guy tries to play hard to get for me, I move on. I'm not wasting my damn time on that dumb shit, just be honest how you feel about me. Same in reverse. I'm not gonna waste a guys time by leading him on, playing hard to get, etc. I will tell him straight up. I never understood why people feel the need to play games or test people.