Today, I went to a local Asian restaurant where this adorable Japanese girl works as a server. We had formed a friendship and I was hoping for something more, but I decided to play "hard-to-get" for the last couple of weeks. When I went there today, the place was closed. Permanently. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML
Today, I met a cute girl. She seemed really sweet and I was heartbroken to find out that she had fallen on hard times and was living in a shelter. I asked her if I could take her out to lunch. She said, "No." I can't even get a date with a homeless girl. FML
Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML
Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me. I can't even get a girl in my dreams. FML
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UmmOkThen 31
Hah, this is why you don't play games. YDI
NYM88 26
And she played the ultimate "hard-to-get". FYL
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Comments (42)
XandWacky 23
NEVER play games. It's always followed by regret.
tiger820 20
what man plays hard to get? isn't that something females do?
okamiyazaki 8
Don't play games... And don't get that confused with suffocating someone you just met, either. Show your interest in moderation, but show it. Should've at least asked for her number. Even if she rejected you, at least you would've known things weren't gonna work out and wouldn't be left wondering. Also, I think trying to find her and contact her via Facebook or the like is not a good idea at this point. It's a lost cause. She'd probably be creeped out a bit unless you really did know her (in which case you should have had her phone number).
chewsef 17
Strike while the irons hot.
gunnerblaster 21
This is like the perfect story of why you live life in the moment, not play games. You let something good slip through your fingers and that'll be a regret you can never fix.
waleedma 18
Well hope you learned the lesson..
slavka012 11
This is fyl and ydi. Op don't confuse friendship and just being nice to customers.
Talis99 26
Does this work for men though? I don't even really understand it for women.
Birdie27 11
Was her name Felicia?
cjl922 17
Congratulations you played yourself