Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML
Today, I dressed up as a ghost and walked down the street to meet my friends. A dog somehow got loose and decided my "flowy" costume was the perfect chew toy. I spent the evening dodging an overly enthusiastic dog and getting barked at. FML
Today, I was walking to my friend's Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML
Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML
Today, I saw photos of my roommate a recent party. OK, I'll admit I'm a little dark-skinned, but was it really necessary for him to color his face in black marker so he could go as "me" for a Halloween party? FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML
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gracehi 33
At least you weren't mistaken for Swiss cheese. You'd have been eaten.
allie2590 31
At least the misunderstanding was cleared up before you actually became a ghost. Holy sheet!
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Comments (72)
chrisstachon 30
Best Halloween FML ever
yerawizardlizzy 27
White sheet with holes is the classic ghost costume! That's been the stereotypical ghost costume for decades!
SystemofaBlink41 27
Did they give you a rock, too?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
But the KKK outfits had pointed hoods, which made them resemble giant condoms. Charlie Brown's costume didn't have that. So someone was way wrong - either you by making a big hood, or someone not knowing their history.
Sanchez1409 6
LMAO!
SuperMew 22
That sucks. I guess some people just use whatever excuse they can to be assholes.
yzzami 17
Good grief
paolino_fml 18
Bro you do shit like that in NY not in illinois
ToraTora 9
That doesn't even look like a KKK outfit. Friggen idiots everywhere.
edog55555 14
That was funny