Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML
Today, I dressed up as a ghost and walked down the street to meet my friends. A dog somehow got loose and decided my "flowy" costume was the perfect chew toy. I spent the evening dodging an overly enthusiastic dog and getting barked at. FML
Today, I was walking to my friend's Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML
Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML
Today, I saw photos of my roommate a recent party. OK, I'll admit I'm a little dark-skinned, but was it really necessary for him to color his face in black marker so he could go as "me" for a Halloween party? FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML
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gracehi 33
At least you weren't mistaken for Swiss cheese. You'd have been eaten.
allie2590 31
At least the misunderstanding was cleared up before you actually became a ghost. Holy sheet!
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Comments (72)
joshi42 16
Next time bring a rope and burning cross along for those assholes...
aliciavanham 13
Hahaha, maybe not that smart of you to dress as a racist. Even your pyjamas would have been a saver choice.
BeeHMC 9
Did you even read the fml? Or do you just not know what kkk outfits looked like?
Ki11erC 18
Without the hat you're just a person under a sheet or 5yrs old being a ghost. They would have to be quite stupid to see a white sheet and think KKK...
Bossgirlhana 15
Well, that does sound like something that would happen to Charlie Brown.
MSCCG 16
Did you dress up like Charlie Brown underneath? That would have sealed it
ohSNAPyall 27
Was it pointy?
brendejafulable 41
I hate how people are so quick to jump to racism. I believe it keeps it alive more than people who are just racist.
cathrope 10
I read this fml in Eric Cartman's voice.
chololatino 13
Lmfao dead
brenton490 19
It's the sad part of America. Everyone is quick to join the racism bandwagon without even knowing their history. They just look for reasons to ruin society, and a possible chance to sue someone for a quick buck.