Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML
Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
Today, I wrecked my car and got rushed to the emergency room. While strapped to a gurney, a nurse reached in my back pocket, grabbed my wallet and pulled the velcro keeping my wallet shut. The entire room immediately started laughing as condoms and loose change went flying everywhere. FML
Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
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Pop_and_Pixels 0
Man, that's rough. But I understand where you're coming from. I have tons of stuff in my purse as well "just in case". Tissues, a miniature magnifying glass, a small first aid kit, a deck of Indiana Jones themed playing cards, a rape whistle, a pocketknife... everything but the kitchen sink. You never know what could happen...
kile88 2
and that's why you put it all in that little zip up compartment that bags come with so that doesn't happen
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pippacrawford 4
Being able to change into clean underwear instead of wearing wet, bloody ones that rub against your pants all day means the stain won't seep through. And it just feels more comfortable and hygienic, esp. if you wear a tampon instead of a pad.
pandalecki 3
Period blood generally isn't THAT heavy at first, and if you're not wearing a light colored skirt/pants/dress, so if you change fast enough, no one will notice. It's not like your period blood starts spurting up to your shirt or something.
chameleon28 16
That a lot of 'emergency'.
hayfayday 15
A birth control period is a real period, and depending on the girl its possible to have a need for super tampons. Don't judge.
GPAW 4
Yah as a dude, if I had seen that I would have thought you were responsible and well prepared..... I mean especially if ur gonna get laid that much
latinmustanggirl 0
Hope they weren't your oversized granny period panties....unless he's into that sorta thing
interesting33 37
The extra pair of underwear sounds sensible actually - I don't bring any around with me but I used to. It is probably in case she had her period unexpectedly or it was too heavy.
doglover100 29
I wonder what kind of underpants they are. I actually like the extra underwear idea, very sensible and prepared.
jamethy 9
If he took that in a bad way then I really don't know what to say. That would be an open invite for me lol
elizacandle 29
keep that in a zipper compartment!