Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML
Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I went to a party wearing a cute new pale blue dress. As I was walking through the crowd, I felt something cold and wet on my back. Someone had spilled a drink on me, but instead of saying anything, whoever did it pretended nothing happened. I spent the rest of the night with a giant dark blue wet stain on my back. FML
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thatnucca 36
Your heart certainly bleeds for attention OP...
bazingabitches 17
Why would that be a good idea? "okay, just let me drip some glowing toxic substance on my skin, nothing can go wrong with that"
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Comments (133)
ManInTheMachine 20
Need a glass of water to quench that thirst? But in all seriousness, all you had to do was go up to him and spark a conversation. If he's interested after that, great. If not, then move on. You're there to have a good time, right? Didn't really think that one through, huh OP?
Mossears133 15
Saying hi? That is madness!
colvindj 22
Trying to look "cute" doesn't help the fact that it was a completely stupid idea.
katties 27
If I saw a person doing that, my first thought would probably be that the person was on drugs... And you did it at a DANCE, which I suppose, wasn't at the beach. There you could just casually go and wash yourself off in the water - if you were in the city, you would need to walk around and back to your place with the glow stick fluid on yourself - not very sexy, eh?
salazara 10
Never judge a book by its cover!
Ins0mau 20
They don't have public bathrooms in the city?
katties 27
I know there are people with conditions that might look like they're drugged, but breaking glowsticks and cutting their chest with them isn't what they do... I don't actually think anyone, besides OP here does that /:|
qpsarah 10
Trying to be cute? More like being slutty.
TheCanucklehead 22
Maybe she should but DX Glow Sticks, 'available exclusively on WWE.com.'
TheCanucklehead 22
Maybe she should buy some John quality DX Glow Sticks, 'available exclusively on WWEShop.com.'
alycion 39
If you are going to use your boobs for attention next time, walk over to the guy, shove his face between them and tell him to motorboat. Both ways make you look like a dumb ass attention *****, but the second will only make you bleed if he bites.
Pinkgal123 24
Uh, some kinds of glow stick liquid is dangerous. Didn't you know.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Don't do that again, that stuff is toxic.