Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML
Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I went to a party wearing a cute new pale blue dress. As I was walking through the crowd, I felt something cold and wet on my back. Someone had spilled a drink on me, but instead of saying anything, whoever did it pretended nothing happened. I spent the rest of the night with a giant dark blue wet stain on my back. FML
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thatnucca 36
Your heart certainly bleeds for attention OP...
bazingabitches 17
Why would that be a good idea? "okay, just let me drip some glowing toxic substance on my skin, nothing can go wrong with that"
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Comments (133)
Dessert_ed_FML 9
Bloody Glowing one that too!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
You could have had a reaction from the chemical product and pouring it on your chest doesn't sound cute but creepy. YDI
Radoh 3
Here's a chemical I know nothing about, let's pour it on myself to be cute. In a comic book world you'd be a superhero at least.
MissyMiss5 13
All right ya'll I can't help but think for the men saying that OP deserves this that if you saw a play boy spread with some hot chick and a dripping glow stick you'd have any reservations about her being sexy and thinking whatever else it is you think when you look at those types of things. As for women there are some that are attention thirsty ho's and there are some that aren't but the truth is even the most conservative, Tom boyish girl would want attention at some point in your life. At least OP thought outside the box instead of being super easy and flashing him or basically raping him on the floor. Yes not most thought out plan but definitely NOT the worst plan I've heard of or seen in my days at the bars :)
zealove 7
Girls on playboy covers are ho's. We as man know ho's from other girls and only take them seriously for one thing and one thing only. Everyone wants attention and is flattered by it, but when you go out of your way to get it and only try to get noticed for your looks you become nothing more than a cover ho in the eyes of man.
SolarFlare 20
2x painful..
valalvax 13
That sounds awesome, minus the entire bleeding part, seriously considering finding a safer way to do that to surprise my girlfriend
bbpgrs 7
that's not cute, that's just weird...
inSayne 7
Dont people realize that those are filled with poisonous chemicals and broken glass? Not a good combo...
sneeze_watch 19
Glow-sticks have glass tubes in them to separate the chemicals. When you 'snap' them it's the glass you're breaking. How do people still not know that?
Ninja_Girl17 5
Anatomy of a glow stick, one part plastic tube filled with one chemical, one part glass tube within the plastic one filled with another chemical.