Today, I set up a date between my roommate, who I'm in love with, and his crush, who I'm jealous of. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Coinkydink
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Roomies
Today, after months of searching, I finally found a flat that is affordable and with amazing flatmates. The catch? I'm developing feelings for one of them. My heart sinks when they have a date over. I'm also in a relationship. The situation is eating me up inside. I hate that I'll have to go. Cupid, go f*ck yourself. FML
The grass is never actually greener
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
Mixed signals, mixed results
Today, the guy I'm in love with invited me out to a gig with him and his friends, only to then try to set me up with his friend. FML
Long winded way of saying "No chance, mate"
Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML
Love is hell
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
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lucidinferno 12
But why would you do that?
RichardPencil 32
Maybe when they get married, they’ll move in with you. That seems to be happening lately!
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lucidinferno 12
But why would you do that?
RichardPencil 32
Maybe when they get married, they’ll move in with you. That seems to be happening lately!
raganerus 17
why? you dont have to do any of that?
BloodyButUnbowed 32
Awww, I feel bad for you. You probably don't know how to make a move. Maybe just act flirtatious and see how he reacts? Definitely stop playing matchmaker, too. He'll never realize you like him while you're helping him date others.
alycion 39
And this is why saying no is ok. If you aren’t making a move because you don’t want to screw up your living situation, you are going to need to move anyway to avoid a lot of heartache. So take a chance. Rejection hurts. But it hurts a lot less than wondering. That hurt never fully fades.