Today, I went to a birthday party. A half hour in, a girl started showing me pictures of her cat. That was the high point of the night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML
Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML
Today, I got stoned with the clowns at the birthday party I took my niece to. This is a new low point. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML
Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
Today, I had to give a presentation. I was feeling confident, until I clicked to the next slide and realized it was a picture of my cat wearing a sombrero, which I'd accidentally included in the slideshow. My boss was not impressed, but my cat is now famous in the office. FML
Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
Cue to the "she showed you pictures of her pussy??!" jokes -_-'
justalilrandom2 4
I wish that girls at the parties I go to would whip out their phones and show me their *******... It's a shame I don't party with crazy cat ladies.
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Comments (100)
jaint 0
omg that happened to me at my dads bday but they were showin me their ferrets an I wa like yea thats umm... interesting
KMilliron 2
YDI for not having cooler friends or not remedying the shitty party situation yourself.
DocBastard 40
That was the high point for YOU. You obviously missed the wild drug-addled orgy going on upstairs because you're a big fat loser.
KMilliron 2
I have pics if you wanna see what you missed!
TraceCase_ 19
Well, when it's your B-day, make sure u tear the roof off the sucka, instead of just sitting there lookin at pics!
AKALurch 0
was she hot? lol
britt93 7
that cat had better be doing backflips in the picture to be the high point. :)
barlessprison 16
well **** the party host's life for throwing a boring party.
tap1995 6
sounds like a pretty fun party. at least you got to see her pussy?
ulicksam 0
You live in Kansas. That's about as exciting as it gets.
KMilliron 2
Win.
mismonroe 0
Kansas is more fun than you think. I can't wait to go home.
I_R_Genius 3
Don't be dissing Kansas like that bro.
ImKindaABigDeal 6
Is there a better way for them to dis Kansas?
holymolybro 0
32 pretty much said it. And if it was that bad, you could've spiced it up.
sarapsosis 1
I love your pic it's ******* hilarious