Today, I went to a birthday party. A half hour in, a girl started showing me pictures of her cat. That was the high point of the night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML
Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML
Today, I got stoned with the clowns at the birthday party I took my niece to. This is a new low point. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML
Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
Today, I had to give a presentation. I was feeling confident, until I clicked to the next slide and realized it was a picture of my cat wearing a sombrero, which I'd accidentally included in the slideshow. My boss was not impressed, but my cat is now famous in the office. FML
Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
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Doortje 30
Cue to the "she showed you pictures of her pussy??!" jokes -_-'
justalilrandom2 4
I wish that girls at the parties I go to would whip out their phones and show me their *******... It's a shame I don't party with crazy cat ladies.
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DaveOnDope 4
A boring party like that? And I bet you didn't try stripping off your clothes and dancing on the furniture to get the party going! You could have shown how much you were grateful, been the life of the party, and got lots of guys and girls numbers! Simply ungrateful.
Miss_Random 0
Cats are cute!
rjnorton84 0
Cat people can't help it. We are just so proud of our little guys! I'm hand-raising a kitten from 2 days old and my friends on facebook get to share my experiences as he gets bigger and opens his eyes.
David_knie 2
Awee!
smurfman44265034 0
hot
sadizzle 0
at least it wasn't your party
QueenOfBoredom 0
your picture..... must i say more
IIRoxieII 12
dam! that party must have been off the hook!!
MEF62 5
ugly cats need love too!
sarapsosis 1
there's a new style The Whoopi Goldberg
Darkster 0
had a party, highlight was when someone actually got up and went to get a soda! best party EVER!
12inchRooster 0
After she showed me pics. I think I would of asked to pet it.
calebpva 0
or to soak it!
mismonroe 0
Super soak that hoe?