Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, I got stood up by all five of my friends. I had to spend two hours getting hit on by a guy because I didn't feel safe to drive home. Their excuse? They didn't think I was serious when I said I was already at the bar. FML
Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML
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YerPal 0
That's so hot!
Gringo_fml 0
Threesome?
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hotdoggie 0
Should have pulled over somewhere secluded, and hopped in the back seat to join in.
sinbadmac 0
@83 So it sounds like your saying the only 'natural' sex is between a man and woman for the purpose of conception? So by your own argument sex for pleasure is equally 'unnatural'? So either you've never been laid or you just put yourself in the exact same group as the people you are judging and belittling. I'm no expert but from an entirely 'natural' prospective it would be entirely possible for a gay couple to reproduce. Two guys would just need a surrogate mother, which correct me if I'm wrong, requires no 'medical advances for procreation'. Two chicks could do just same, needing only a sperm donor. Dunno if it's just me but I think all you managed to do is prove that you are ignorant and closed minded, and absolutely no different than someone who is gay when it comes to sex (unless you only have sex to make kids in which case FYL).
sinbadmac 0
@119 So I think I may have missed it. How is anything you said remotely rational, logical or biological?
TickettoRide_fml 0
#59-Michelangelo and DaVinci weren't openly gay. In fact, there's no evidence to support Michelangelo's being gay. Read a book sometime and you'll see that he was so involved in his work that he never pursued a sexual relationship with a man or a woman. In fact, it's far more likely that he died a virgin. As for DaVinci...yes, there were rumors, and he was tried for homosexuality, but nothing was ever proved. He was more likely gay than Michelangelo was, as he kept young, beautiful looking boys around his shop. If you want to include an artist who was actually openly gay, put Caravaggio on your list. He was openly gay, and completely and totally convinced of his damnation. Just look at one of his paintings sometime. As for the rest, the only ones that I know of who were openly gay were Capote and Alexander the Great. I know nothing of the rest of them. And OP, that really sucks. But I've gotta say, probably wasn't the best idea in the world to take two guys you were interested to a bar. Alcohol never did anyone any good when it came to a situation like this. Lol.
TickettoRide_fml 0
And correcting my last post...it's da Vinici, not DaVinci. Haha, sorry, that was really bothering me.
cristy91 33
I have a little something to say about the comments about homosexuality being unnatural, there are animals that lack males, ie the whip tail (a lizard), and many species which can change gender whenever necessary, from cichlids to clown fish and even cases of birds (a peacock to be exact). So, if the completely illogical and irrational thought that every human would become a homosexual, than I am confident that nature will find a way to keep our species going. Just a thought. To the OP: You will surely find another in the same way you found those, so chill a bit :)
tiltwrestler 0
YDI for being so hideous and unsightly that you turned two innocent guys gay. ...Shame on you!
nomadxx7 0
@138 And I disagree with your whole statement since without proper specie diversification you have a weak species. A colony of ants is all female and an identical clone of the queen. The problem with homogenized species is that if a small bacteria comes about that can attack the colony, there is not survival of the fittest in those cases. If things don't get new genetic material from diversity in the group then evolution takes a back seat for the species. Without that leg up something as small as a virus can have dire consequences on the whole species.